The lucky Holly Tree.
Ian, who is a mate of mine works in Hollywood as a gaffer. Sounds really glamorous - traveling the world and hob-nobbing with the stars. Reality is apparently a tad different. 4am. starts in all weather and long nights bumping out/packing up. Shit food for the crew and the daily grind of having to work with jumped up little egomaniacs who have no concept of social niceties.

Sometimes though there are moments and jobs that make it worthwhile. One of his most recent jobs during last Christmas was a good example - he was working on set in a rom-com based around Christmas and lesbians starring Amber Heard. Who apparently is going through another of her "bi" phases. Her current shag is a young lady who is trying to make a break into the industry and also a co-star. Her name is Caroline Under.

Whilst at the Christmas/wrap party an eager young makeup artist approached Ian as he's enjoying a drink or 52 and purred into his ear that
"Now would be a great time for a kiss." Ian assures me that he was protesting the fact that he was married with children and reckons he asked her
"What makes you say that?". She points at the fake Holly tree they're standing under and says "This is the holly that Miss Heard and Miss Under stood when they shared their kiss in the movie."
(spl00sh!, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:18, 7 replies)

Go into the corner and think about what you've done

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:28, closed)

On the one hand, this is a tortured mess of a pun, that doesn't really work.
On the other hand, Amber Heard.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:33, closed)

Aren't you supposed to kiss under misletoe?

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:55, closed)

Well spotted.
Best I can come up with is - "Murica"
(spl00sh!, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:05, closed)

does it add to the element of misunderstood?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:11, closed)

this fails on so many levels that it falls off the fail scale and into a puddle of fail that nobody had the stomach to mop up

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:10, closed)

Maybe if you'd borrowed my bit from an earlier thread
and had them filmed by someone with a Cameron Diaz.
Dunno though, may not have helped.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:31, closed)