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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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ooh is this still going?
you can go on airboats in florida too. they are quite fun. although this one time, an alligator came up really close to the side of the boat, and it stared me out like a motherfucker, i KNOW it was thinking bad thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:53, 4 replies)
alligator shitfuck all night long

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:01, closed)
YES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:46, closed)
I've twice been handed a baby alligator in a Florida bar
I don't know if this is a standard Floridian greeting or the opening gambit in sexual role playing. They're pretty cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:05, closed)
They probably just thought you needed feeding up a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:45, closed)
I've a vague recollection that one of the places that was passing a live alligator around was also selling alligator burgers
although I may have made that up

I did once sit around a camp fire with a warthog whilst eating roast warthog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:00, closed)
lol ugly wife joke

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:36, closed)
Are you having another breakdown?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:46, closed)
Definitely still got some momentum
I had no idea how old he is
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)
Yeah, we've all seen Live And Let Die too, you ridiculous fantasist.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:47, closed)
Now you have made me think of Barbara Bach
I know she isn't in that one but
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:08, closed)
You wouldn't really want to go there after Ringo Starr though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:59, closed)
I would want him to film it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:59, closed)

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