Dunno if this has bidun....
When in the pub/out/etc with your mates, wait for one to leave his phone and do a send all text (to everyone in his phone book) simply saying "I know your secret" sit back and enjoy the ride......

Before someone replies "Jimmy Carr Joke" i do know, but it doesnt stop me doing it....
(MudButton does not mean to offend but......, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:34, 5 replies)

thats a jimmy carr joke isnt it?
?
( zulu eh?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:52, closed)

As someone who disaproves of sendnig texts to mates phonebooks...
... I still find this funny -- it should be safe to send to anyone and has some thought to it rather than "I'd like to fuck you again" or other relationship-ruining crap. It's a shame that everyone knows it's a Jimmy Carr joke though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:33, closed)

Wasn't it Mark Twain originally?
Not the phone part, obviously, but didn't he once send a telegram to each of his friends saying something like 'we are found out, leave town' and one of them did?

I'm sure I remember reading that somewhere...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:52, closed)

I think it was mentioned on QI once...
Not sure if it was Mark Twain, but yes someone did, and one of the friends actually disappeared.
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:31, closed)

It is a good one
You can get some good replies out of it.
(sky blue sam, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:54, closed)