Crazy Ex
One day I left my phone at home by mistake and went to uni.

Text 1 - Hey Phil how are you blah blah blah
Text 2 - Are you OK?
Text 3 - Phil have I done something to upset you
Text 4 - Why are you ignoring me
Text 5 - At least tell me what i've done.
Text 6 - WELL FUCK YOU THEN, IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO REPLY TO ME I GUESS OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER YOU FUCKING PRICK!

I get home and reply "Sorry forgot my phone today"

Text 7 - Oh Ok, How are you blah blah blah
( Peej, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:42, 17 replies)

This girl
Is she named Fiona and is she from Coventry, by any chance?

click
( SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:45, closed)

Nope
But Crazy women are everywhere!
( Peej, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:46, closed)

No
She's surely gotta be called Katy and from Norwich.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:47, closed)

She was called Katy
but not from Norwich
( Peej, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:48, closed)

Keele University?
surely +1 point for the name.
If not the same Katy then it will reinforce my belief that all Katys are utter nutters.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:50, closed)

ok +1 point
she went to Bath uni.

Im now trying to think of a non nutter katy. I can't.
( Peej, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:54, closed)

SEE!
If only we'd known this information before...
INFORM THE MAYOR OF THE INTERNET
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:57, closed)

Hahahaha
No, surely there're no nutters at Keele!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:09, closed)

Further down south?
Kinda Brighton area?

That sequence of events seems all to familiar to me as well.
(The_Mighty_Spleen, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:25, closed)

Amy from Boston.
Pretty much the same.

Only I was with my sister who'd been attacked on a night out.

The text went from 'Hey you, having fun? xx' to 'Well fuck you, you wanker don't ever speak to me again ive deleted your phone number!'

The next day, I explained in a short email what happened, then elected not to respond when she asked for my number again...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:25, closed)

Yegods
That sounds like a girl I dumped yesterday.

Natalie from Wakefield.

A complete and total loony she was.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:26, closed)

Psycho girls
I'd just like to point out, in the interests of fairness, that not all girls are complete nutters.


Only most of us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:41, closed)

I used to date a girl called Beth
I am currently debating sending her the birthday presents I bought her nearly 10 years ago. I think I still love her :O
( Peej, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:45, closed)

Ahhh...
how sweet, but don't.

I did that once, It doesn't help.
(Kip, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:23, closed)

Sarah from Winchester
Except that entire episode occured over the space of 2 hours while I was persuing sporting interests (not a euphamism), 1 week into the relationship.

It ended about 60 characters later after reading the last message and confirming I would be deleting her number also.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 19:43, closed)

amateur
Kim from Stoke managed to send me in excess of 50 texts in the space of two hours. Attempts to dissuade her from this course of action ranged from "I'm out with mates, I'll text later", to "look, you're coming on way too strong, we haven't even met yet" and ended with "Stop texting me and delete my number you fucking psycho bitch!"

Next morning, I got a text from her: "Morning! How are you? x"

We still haven't met, and I now have a new number.
(bblgoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:59, closed)

It's Abi from Biggleswade.
Or Lisa from Leicester.

I do pick 'em.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 2:12, closed)