mine
got whipped out of my handbag by some sly thieving bugger on the tube. it had everybody's number on it, most of which i had bothered to write down or back up. yeah, right, because i am that well organised.

so it was a real disaster; took me ages to get most of the numbers back, and i had to shell out a fortune for a new phone because i was also too lame to have the little twat insured.

about 8 weeks later, i had just about got most things back to normal, when i dropped an earring down the back of the sofa. i'll give you 3 guesses what else i found under there. although you'll probably only need the one. what a fucktard.

i wouldn't mind (as much), but i also lost my work blackberry the other week, which the pikey firm made me fork over fifty quid to replace. you can use one of the remaining two guesses to work out what the valet found under the seat when i had my car cleaned at the weekend. i think i need a handbag that things can't fall out of, ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:23, 8 replies)

zippers.
While I realise there is a balance between pretty and practical, I'm a great believer in handbags with zippers.
(xanthine, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 2:32, closed)

very wise
esp in london...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:31, closed)

Can't you
just flog the spare blackberry then?
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 2:43, closed)

no, the pikeys have disabled it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:30, closed)

Dont worry Miss Swipe, you are not alone
people always seem to leave their mobile in my house/car/garden. I just put it down to the fact that i'm such an interesting/popular/sexy/modest guy that they want an excuse to meet up again. Well, that's what mummy says anyway.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:04, closed)

she's probably right
*mandering alert*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:30, closed)

you posh bugger
I'm just jealous because I'd like a valet for my motor at this point..
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 21:58, closed)

But if you replace your handbag with one that things don't fall out of, won't it just slowly fill up with so much stuff/crap that you'll never be able to find anything in it?
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:28, closed)