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Modern life is Rubbish, suggested Damian Allbran of Pulp
He might have had a point. What was better about the good old days, or conversely do you believe the modern world to be the zenith of civilisation?

(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:46)
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The modern vagina is a many splendored thing.
I don't miss 80s growlers. I knew a girl who was so hirsute it looked like she had the drummer from The Roots in a thigh lock; and it was muskier than an old sports locker.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:35, 15 replies)
This to win

(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:38, closed)
This might be one of the best things I've ever read.

(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:40, closed)
And people say poetry is dead.

(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:46, closed)
I remember when I first saw a trimmed one
It was quite the revelation, the ladies I'd known before had all got the 'full Judith'.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 16:16, closed)
Is the 'full Judith' a Life of Brian reference?
I think that was the first one I ever set eyes on.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:45, closed)
Her modesty was upheld by the shag-pile carpet on her mott
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:52, closed)
I think the phrase "looked like someone had hit her between the legs with a bag of soot" is my favourite

(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:42, closed)
That is fucking beautiful.

(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:59, closed)
Very good
I think my favourite other hirsute lady description related to Nena of '99 Red Balloons' fame, whence her armpits were said to look like, "she had Don King in a headlock".
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:05, closed)
"Like looking at Brian May's plughole"...
...is my personal favourite.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:37, closed)
A fanny like Terry Wait's allotment...
is my fave. Rolf Harris also works nicely in place of Terry.
(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:12, closed)
I don't trust men who prefer a shaven haven.
I assume they're all closet paedophiles.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:52, closed)
Like the boogieman.

(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:03, closed)

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