Modern LifeModern life is Rubbish, suggested Damian Allbran of Pulp
He might have had a point. What was better about the good old days, or conversely do you believe the modern world to be the zenith of civilisation?
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The modern vagina is a many splendored thing.I don't miss 80s growlers. I knew a girl who was so hirsute it looked like she had the drummer from The Roots in a thigh lock; and it was muskier than an old sports locker.
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This might be one of the best things I've ever read.(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:40, closed)
I remember when I first saw a trimmed oneIt was quite the revelation, the ladies I'd known before had all got the 'full Judith'.
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Is the 'full Judith' a Life of Brian reference?I think that was the first one I ever set eyes on.
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YepHer modesty was upheld by the shag-pile carpet on her mott
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I think the phrase "looked like someone had hit her between the legs with a bag of soot" is my favourite(
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That is fucking beautiful.(, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:59, closed)
Very goodI think my favourite other hirsute lady description related to Nena of '99 Red Balloons' fame, whence her armpits were said to look like, "she had Don King in a headlock".
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:05,
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"Like looking at Brian May's plughole"......is my personal favourite.
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A fanny like Terry Wait's allotment...is my fave. Rolf Harris also works nicely in place of Terry.
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I don't trust men who prefer a shaven haven.I assume they're all closet paedophiles.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:52,
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Like the boogieman.(, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:03, closed)
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