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Modern life is Rubbish, suggested Damian Allbran of Pulp
He might have had a point. What was better about the good old days, or conversely do you believe the modern world to be the zenith of civilisation?

(unknown, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:46)
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The modern vagina is a many splendored thing.
I don't miss 80s growlers. I knew a girl who was so hirsute it looked like she had the drummer from The Roots in a thigh lock; and it was muskier than an old sports locker.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:35, 15 replies)
This to win

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:38, closed)
This might be one of the best things I've ever read.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:40, closed)
And people say poetry is dead.

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I remember when I first saw a trimmed one
It was quite the revelation, the ladies I'd known before had all got the 'full Judith'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 16:16, closed)
Is the 'full Judith' a Life of Brian reference?
I think that was the first one I ever set eyes on.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:45, closed)
Yep
Her modesty was upheld by the shag-pile carpet on her mott
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:52, closed)
I think the phrase "looked like someone had hit her between the legs with a bag of soot" is my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:42, closed)
That is fucking beautiful.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 21:59, closed)
Very good
I think my favourite other hirsute lady description related to Nena of '99 Red Balloons' fame, whence her armpits were said to look like, "she had Don King in a headlock".
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:05, closed)
"Like looking at Brian May's plughole"...
...is my personal favourite.
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 10:37, closed)
A fanny like Terry Wait's allotment...
is my fave. Rolf Harris also works nicely in place of Terry.
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:12, closed)
I don't trust men who prefer a shaven haven.
I assume they're all closet paedophiles.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:52, closed)
Like the boogieman.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 12:03, closed)
Caesar?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 7:38, closed)

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