I saw a cyclist come up to a junction and he couldn't get his feet out of the pedal clips and fell over.

( Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:07, 12 replies)

+and died

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:12, closed)

we can only hope

( Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:13, closed)

Plenty of upset on the comments section here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:17, closed)

Typical London wankers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:30, closed)

Cunt deserved it

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 1:00, closed)

Cyclist was an arse hole

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:52, closed)

was an s are
+s
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:33, closed)

I have been that cyclist.
I think the only event in my life that tops it for sheer humiliation is having to (genuinely) run away from a Shetland pony. That little cunt meant srs bsns.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:22, closed)

I'm more impressed that he managed to pedal your bike away

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:54, closed)

And Trigger made a face

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:51, closed)

It's MUCH funnier
if you do it on a narrow piece of singletrack and therefore fall 8 feet headfirst into a river.

Apparently.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39, closed)

That wasn't the
Charvile roundabout was it? my brother in law did exactly that, it was fucking hilarious, you could have been the driver that went passed laughing his head off.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:30, closed)