Tis qual...
10 years and 7 months working for employer, every quarter risk of redundancy urgh etc. STRESS
Escaped for 10 years and 5 months, then the hammer fell 10 years and 6 months... yr selected.
3 required meetings, between meetings 2 & 3, got a job interview for similar role doing similar things.
10K more and 5 Weeks in Kiwi land as a holiday - time out... has to a bonus... ok, that and a large pile of redundancy cash!

Smiling all the way

Ker'ching!!! fuck you corporate 2 letter initialism soulless fucktards!
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:12, 29 replies)

Could you explain this for those of us with less than three brain cells, please?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:19, closed)

Hmmm
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See below
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:31, closed)

Yeah, that was a genuine "I don't have a clue what most of this means" though.
Your reply doesn't really help.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:36, closed)

I'm sorry, that was just noise as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:58, closed)

For you sure, but which of the big words did you find issue with? Always there to assist.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:39, closed)

Tis, qual, urgh & yr
Also, the overall story escapes me. Are you saying you had a job for 10 years, then went on the dole for 10 years, then were sacked for another 10 years, then you selected a year, then you had some meetings with an interview, then you went to New Zealand for 10k more than you were earning on the dole?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:45, closed)

Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:49, closed)

Yes!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:55, closed)

Speak English, you retarded pointless fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:20, closed)

Shirley, replying does put you beneeth fuck-tard level, regarding your level interest and requirement to comment.
Actually, I give not-2-shits, I could blame the celebratory booze or just think... 'Hmm, ha ha!'.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:30, closed)

You've either missed out some words, put too many in
or put them in the wrong order. If I had a vague idea what you were trying to say I would try to help you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:24, closed)

Stupid hat^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:55, closed)

Needs more daddy hammers.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:35, closed)

oh man hahahahahahahahahahaha like that picture on the front page hahahahahahahahahahahaha
daddy hammers hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sniffy sniffy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:51, closed)

who was it?

( zulu eh?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:23, closed)

HP
If I left HP with a large cheque after over 10 years and got a higher paid job... I'd be smiling all the way too.

Unless I'd moved to Dell.
( MrCrisps Likes crisps but not Misters, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:24, closed)

Who said it was HP?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:32, closed)

Amusing how some get, and others want to run the gauntlet.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:33, closed)

I'm going for BT, BR or KP.
But it's probably AD or HD
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:46, closed)

B&Q

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:56, closed)

C&A

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 7:09, closed)

D&D

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:42, closed)

B&M Bargains

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 15:21, closed)

HP Sauce

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:20, closed)

I think it's trying to communicate with us

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:17, closed)

Well thank fuck the government is going to
make it speak English from now on.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:59, closed)

I think we should bomb the cunts before they send more of these mumbling fucks over here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:45, closed)

Mumbling fucks gets a click.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 0:07, closed)

Alright Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:54, closed)