Define being down for me Dr
because I just asked a friend who is a nurse and they're definition was someone in need of life support. You know what life support machines do? Help people who can't breath, breath.
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:20, 4 replies)

'Life support' isn't just airway support. Once you've secured that, you've got to make sure they've got a decent cardiac function so's that airway is actually of some use to them.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:30, closed)

i'm not sure it's of any use to anyone on here, this morning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:50, closed)

Hahaha. Classic internet.
Using 'my mate is a nurse' while arguing with a nurse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:39, closed)

Hang on
AB cant be a nurse that's a womens job innit?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:48, closed)

He washes pensioner foofoos in the morgue.
He's not paid ... it's a hobby.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:55, closed)

I wasn't arguing with AB
I was arguing with you fuck nuts. Not that it matters because my original point that someone can survive 20 minutes of assisted breathing through resuscitation or through a ventilator and not suffer brain damage through lack of oxygen is a simple fact. That's all I was saying. However likely or unlikely that is is besides the point it still happens.
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:08, closed)

please be quiet, there's a love.
you haven't even stopped to breath.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:34, closed)

Bless.
You really are sweet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:37, closed)

They can, but your chances of that happening becomes exponentially less the longer past 4 minutes you go.
Resus only keeps a certain percentage of oxygen moving and, more importantly doesn't clear carbon dioxide very well, which will fuck you up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:05, closed)

YM was 'down' for a good 20 minutes last night.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:21, closed)

your points might carry more weight if you knew how to spell 'breathe'
you relentless spastic.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:08, closed)

what do you think of sherlock?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:27, closed)

benedict cucumberpatch looks like someone poked eyes in dough with their thumbs.
otherwise, dunno. never seen it.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:02, closed)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:07, closed)

oh man
still, more cumberbatch for me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:03, closed)