Nicked
Whoot Whoot this is my first time back since I had my baby.

2 weeks ago I nicked an A3 sized piece of crinkly silver plastic sheet (its like the silver marathon runner's cape) from her play group. My child is now 12 weeks old and she loves it, I couldn't deny the tiny child shiny crinkly tummy time fun. She can now lie on tummy propping herself up on her arms.

For those of you who aren't or are not yet the parent of a tiny child, this will mean nothing. For those who are or have been I think I am mother of a tiny genius. I'm not the slightest bit sorry for what I did. Fuck yeah, I'm going to be a Tiger Mum.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:03, 10 replies)

Fuck off back to mumsnet, nobody gives a shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 0:37, closed)

www.tsc.uk.net/images/TSC21W.jpg
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:33, closed)

Mummy!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 7:30, closed)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:07, closed)

"Infant Mechanical Suffocation Deaths in the United States, 1980–1997". Dorothy A. Drago & Andrew L. Dannenberg.
"The inherent dangers of plastic film are 1) that it adheres, partially by the act of inhaling and partially by static electricity generated by the movement of the plastic film itself; and 2) it is strong, thus, infants cannot tear it. Jeffrey reported that if plastic film is not removed from an infant's face within 1 minute, the infant will die of suffocation."
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:41, closed)

Oh boy. Need a big old wank now.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:02, closed)

Textbook internetting, straight off the middle of the bat and out to the boundary.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:16, closed)

The sellotape helps, too.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:52, closed)

SHARE THIS IF YOUR A MOM AND PROUD

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:01, closed)

MY KID'S R MY LIFE <3 <3 <3

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:20, closed)