I don't so much dislike children as humanity, and anyone who perpetuates it.
Also, parents talking about their kids is invariably very, very boring - even to other parents.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:45, 1 reply)

This.
Children are fine... they can happily gad about the place giggling (their modus operandi) and who could really object to that?

I have none of my own, but I care very deeply for my nephew and niece, but I don't have any wish to subject anyone else to them, and I generally expect the same courtesy in return.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:56, closed)

See when you talk about your young relatives on here it's boring.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 15:58, closed)

And sexy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:11, closed)

Well, to be fair, it's not very easy to not mention something,
when you're specifically pointing out that you generally don't mention that something.

But you're right... it was indeed boring, therefore I feel vindicated.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:15, closed)

I'll vindicate you in a minute!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:14, closed)

Ooooh,
you say the nicest things!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:22, closed)

My kids like to run around and smack adults in the crotch.
Your nephew and niece are boring, but that's not the fault of anyone here.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 16:20, closed)