idiot v sodium (spoiler - sodium wins)
This lad in my school was a bit of an unpleasant lad, and also a fuckwit. He shall henceforth be knows as fuckwit.

We had that chemistry leson that's not allowed anymore, where you put a blob of sodium in a big dish of water and watch it whizz about. Fuckwit sees a chance and nicks a bit while clearing up at the end of the lesson. Fuckwit puts it in his pocket. As we leave, Fuckwit's pocket is getting rather warm, funnily enough (the oil was soaking off it into his pocket lining) so he legs it to the bathroom, puts it in the sink and turns the tap on to cool it down.

oops.

I don't remember if he was damaged but I snuck into the cordoned off bathroom afterwards. Several sinks in a row were totalled. I don't remember much else because I'm old.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 20:57, 17 replies)

At the very least, the last bit didn't happen

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:25, closed)

It's utterly true, if you ignore how chemistry works.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:26, closed)

jesus christ
the qotw police are back on the beat.

NOBODY CARES IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:25, closed)

^ upset ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:25, closed)

This definitely happened.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:26, closed)

OMG, that totes happened at my school, too
Except they had evacuate the whole school and the houses in the village, and the boy was going to be arrested for being a terrorist until Scotland Yard said "he looked too white to be a terrorist, but at the same time not as pale as some of the Oirish fellas".

It was all hushed up because my Dad was friends with the Home Secretary at the time. If you don't believe me you can ask Leon Brittan yourself.
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 7:45, closed)

Replies to win, etc.

(Porcupine, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:04, closed)

Wonderful internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:06, closed)

This has a ring of truth.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:09, closed)

I put a packet of salt in my pocket
and my leg fell off
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:08, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/diysurgery/post1050375
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:11, closed)

It might not be true
but it is a medical fact.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:28, closed)

Needless to say.........Dalesteaks all round.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:35, closed)

We broke into the science lab store and nicked a brick sized lump of it and threw it in the school pond
they found some of the fish fish over a mile away.
( Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:54, closed)

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:23, closed)

When we used to have real nutters as teachers....
When our Chemistry teacher did this test, he manage to destroy half of his fume cupboard.

Next you will be telling me they don't let kids play with acid. Or distil crude oil and stink the whole lab out.

The whole POINT of science is to blow things up!! No wonder the kids of today are not interested.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:49, closed)

They weren't sinks
They were basins.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 20:44, closed)