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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Ow...
Was having a slightly tricky time of life, so did the sensible thing and went out and got utterly twatted with a mate.

Woke up the next day, in my own bed, next to my own missus, but with two of my fingers taped together and a fair bit of pain in said finger.

Looking at my sore hand, I asked my missus what the fuck had happened to it.

She replied: "you don't remember? Have a look at the latest picture on your phone"

Painful picture in first reply...
(ScousersPet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:55, 16 replies)
As promised

(ScousersPet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:57, closed)
Yep
Room 16 MRI A&E.

Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 21:07, closed)
Fucking ouch!
Did you 'shop that?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:58, closed)
Nope, never used Photoshop in my life.
You aren't the first person to accuse me of that, though. But it's 100% genuine, taken in A&E in Manchester Royal Infirmary by a very drunk me, hence it's slightly out of focus.
(ScousersPet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:24, closed)
OW!
OW! OW! OW!


OW!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:06, closed)
This is what happens when you go drinking with Vulcans

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:09, closed)
f'ouch!
How?
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:17, closed)
From what I've been told
I fell as I got into a taxi and, when I stood up, it was like that. I think I must put my hand of the seat to stop myself landing on my face and bent it that way...
(ScousersPet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:25, closed)
Ow fucking ow!
I did a similar thing with my thumb against a door frame when falling. I wrenched my thumb at the joint that joins the hand though and looked nowhere near as fucking painful as yours! Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:53, closed)
Fucking
hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:27, closed)
Haha, fucking hell!
That's straight out of the Bottom school of hilariously painful injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:39, closed)
You have sexy hands
*breathes heavily*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:47, closed)
You have a womans hands, m'lord!
I'll wager those hands, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! repooc, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:47, closed)
Fucking Jesus Christ that's horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:52, closed)
ow. ow. OW!
That hurts just to look at, never mind have for real!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:14, closed)
The white socket on the wall
just doesn't care!
(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 15:53, closed)

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