Blah blah blah......
Look at me because I've travelled a bit due to my wife being able to keep me.

*waves*

Guess what! I'm not dead.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:07, 3 replies)

I especially like how it's been shoehorned in with little to no context, classic qotweakanism
I looked outside a window once and all, it were great
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:10, closed)

FFS Rory!
It's just too easy. Even for a beginner troll like me.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:11, closed)

Ask him about the stripper who was maybe dead on a different day but the whole affair got covered up by the cia, mossad, and Jan-Michael Vincent
That usually reaps dividends
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:13, closed)

I have followed this story with interest.
I reckon the Colonel did it with the knife in the library.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:16, closed)

I don't think his pills are working very well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:18, closed)

I can totally relate to that.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:19, closed)

Mainline diazepam, that'll sort everything out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:22, closed)

Jellies FTW!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26, closed)

I can verify this works.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26, closed)

Oh Rory you wag.
How lucky we are to have you grace us with your rapier wit.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:30, closed)

You realise this was your 9000th answer to a reply on QOTW?
You should celebrate by going outside and meeting a real person or something
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:42, closed)

Your dad sucks every 9k poster off
He's an ok guy emvee, it's a shame it'll be nothing special for you whenever you reach that milestone
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:55, closed)

Well, if you see him tell him I said hi
and that I hope you both rot together, you sad wastes of life
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:48, closed)

oh found it
blimey
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:59, closed)

He's definitely not bitter over his dad being twice the man he'll ever be and doing a legger from his old dear cos she's a prosser

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:02, closed)

Rather that than
having to call your sister, "Mum", right Rory?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 3 May 2012, 0:26, closed)

Dunno, is that what you do? Sounds pretty bad to me.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:53, closed)

Oi oi.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26, closed)

I'm only here temporarily to troll the Loon and then I'm off again.
Hi hon! : )
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:31, closed)

Lovely to see you in Brizzle. Will be in touch soon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:31, closed)

Actually, no.
It's because I'm working for a friend in Berlin who owns a moving business. We pulled off the other night to sleep and this church was nearby, so I shot a photo.

Thanks for playing.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:30, closed)

+ each
I doubt you have any friends given the drivel you post on B3ta.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:30, closed)

Totally relevent answer dude.
Kudos!
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:33, closed)

It was a night out of sorts, innit.
Just because it was a working night doesn't make it irrelevant.

Bitter much?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:34, closed)

Like a burnt Italian coffee.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:35, closed)

Oh, get a room, you two!

( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:50, closed)

We had one once.
Unfortunately his ex girlfriend found us in it.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:55, closed)

Little did I know at the time what a fortunate thing that was.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:31, closed)

Otherwise you'd have been stuck with her for longer.
Do you realise that this amuses the hell out of me, (and other people), that you think you can win this game.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:35, closed)

this is gold
BGBG:I AM NOT BITTER THAT YOU LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN WHO HAS MORE MONEY AND I AM ALONE AND A SHALLOW EMPTY HUSK OF A WOMAN

TRL: YEAH MY LIFE IS SO GREAT NOW THAT I LEFT YOU FOR SOMEONE BETTER, HERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SOMEWHERE POOR EUROPES LIVE WHAT I TOOK AND POSTED ON THIS FORUM DEFINITELY NOT TO SPITE MY EX

ETC

i bet bathory fancies the pair of you so much right now, shes very attracted to well rounded individuals
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:55, closed)

I doubt she has more money.
Well rounded??

I'm positively rotund my dear : )

Admit it, you miss me you fuckwit!
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:57, closed)

i prefer the new you
batshit crazy and all attitude

you tell 'him!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:00, closed)

*wiggles head from side to side*

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:01, closed)

I maybe a bit behind the 8ball here,
is this 1 of those times when I've missed all the fun & I walk in the room and there's just a used bowling ball sitting on the mantelpiece?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:34, closed)

Both? That makes 3 people. I'm one person short!
( Bathory, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:11, closed)

Still you're a lady up and a man down
that seems to me to be a better cock2pussy ratio for the multi-partner sexeh teim.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 3 May 2012, 0:03, closed)