tl;dr you're actually a saint.
Yeah, right.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 14 Jan 2015, 19:32, 3 replies)

^ top internets

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 20:38, closed)

Remember when either this, or the "I choke-slammed a burglar" thread, would have gotten in excess of 100 replies?
How far we have fallen.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 21:22, closed)

you mean before the upset weepies won the battle

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 21:33, closed)

I dunno Quinchy, I think maybe I'm the upset weepie here.
Because I really don't see what's so nice about sending your wife's parents away to die and then boasting about it.
Unless his whole point was really "LOL! OLD PEOPLE HAVE SEX TOO! ISN'T THAT DISGUSTING! LOL!". Which still ain't exactly hilarious. I mean hell, there's even whole websites devoted to pensioner porn these days, so it's not as if he's telling anyone anything they didn't already know in this story. Other than the fact he sent his in-laws to the modern day equivalent of Theresienstadt. And he didn't even make a decent joke out of it.
sadtimes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:32, closed)

^ upset

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 9:11, closed)

So how much you want for the mags and lube?

( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 15:58, closed)

So, I remember the time before they had won...
And we clearly are now in the era where they're in control...
But what event marked their actual victory?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:30, closed)

The departure of Dr. Shambolic.
4eva in are harts.
(immadme, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:53, closed)

won the battle, not the war.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 17:45, closed)

Never claimed to be a saint.
I only included that bit as background. It was not the point of the story, just the bit that you felt was so relevant that you had to jump on me over it. Had that been the focus of the story I would have gone into far greater detail on it and outlined the scrambled nightmare I walked into upon my arrival, or the dreadful events that led to me being sent there to deal with the situation. But none of that would have made for fun reading, so I glossed over it.

Now run along and go back to your Daily Mail and write them furious letters.
( Wanderer, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 3:48, closed)

All my letters to the Daily Mail are happy ones.
Written whilst furiously wanking.
But hey, then again, I've never sent my in-laws away to die and tried to pretend that I was some sort of nice guy for doing so.
Was doing that even ON your Bucket List?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Jan 2015, 23:16, closed)

I miss this.

(immadme, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:54, closed)

this baldmonkey.
Yes, I concur.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Jan 2015, 23:10, closed)