I read the last book in His Dark Materials on the train
When I got to the bit near the end where two characters, well... I won't spoil it, but it's emotional.

When I got to that bit, I had to stagger, bleary eyed, to the toilet and shut myself in a good while. Nooooooooooooooooo!
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 18:55, 6 replies)

Ah, the old spending 10 minutes in the toilet because you're "emotional" gambit. Top train wanking.

Also autocorrect suggested that I change 'train' just up there to 'tranny'.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:17, closed)

His Wanking Materials

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:26, closed)

And on the plus side, you can still accurately claim it's a "full box of tissues" book.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:36, closed)

I read the last book in His Dark Materials on the train
When I got to the bit near the end where two characters, well... I won't spoil it, but it's emotional.

When I got to that bit, I had to stagger, bleary eyed, to the toilet and shut myself in a good while Darth Vader
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:31, closed)

Spoiler:
There is no god.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 9:16, closed)

I found this exact thing
written on a peice of paper in a Kinder Surprise.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:14, closed)