MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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As the QOTW is about "Mums" as opposed to "My Mum"Can we either
a) Have a total embargo on "Your Mum" jokes
or
b) Given the level of sophistication and humour for which B3ta is known, here commence a best "Your Mum" jokes competition?
Answers in the replies please ladies and gents
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Your MumIs so fat her gynaecologist has to be a mountaineer
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Your mum has a hairy back.(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:12, closed)
Your MumSo hairy that you was born with carpet burns
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:16,
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Your mum's so big, when she fell down the stairs everyone thought Eastenders had finished(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:17,
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your mums so fatshe gets all of her jokes from sickipedia
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Well...yeahI was at Sickipedia Live last week and had a look at the site before I went
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:47,
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That is one of the funniest You Mumma jokes aroundI've never been to the sickipedia live thing. Is it any good?
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It was great funI heartily recommend it
Kunt and the Gang and Mushybees were abosulutely hilarious - I think you can see Mushybees on youtube but I'm banned from it here at work
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:13,
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one from mictoboyYour mum is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Your Mum is so fat, when you cut her she bleeds gravy(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:38, closed)
Your mum is so fatLittle mums orbit her.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:01,
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Your Mum's so stupidshe spent twnety minutes reading an orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate"
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Your mumis so old she remembers when that joke was new
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:30,
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HahahaTouche. I doff my cap to you, sir
Now come up with a new one
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Um...fuck...Your Mum so fat, when she wear her Malcom X T-shirt Helicopters land on her titties...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:42,
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That's not bad at allHorrific mental image though
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ok...Your mum is so old she farts dust.
Your mum is so old, her milk came out powdered.
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Your mum's so fatthat when I was on top of her last night, I burnt my ass on the lightbulb.
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This......just made me laugh so loud in my quiet lab everyone looked!
Incidentally your mum's so fat, I had to roll twice to get off her.
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Your mumso dumb, she think Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:05,
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Your Mum's so poorI saw her walking down the street the other day with one shoe on. I asked her if she'd lost a shoe. "No", she replied, "found one"
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Your mum's so fatObi Wan said 'That's no moon, that's your mum'
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I find your lack of dietary prudence disturbing
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Courtesy of XKCD
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Your mumis so skanky, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.
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Your momIs so fat I want to have sex with her and tell no-one.
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