a running joke
I took part in an organised charity run and managed to keep pace with a raise cute looking girl. My only goal was finishing the race before her. That was it.

Sadly I was unfit and fat, and she quickly shook me off her tail. Imagine my surprise when, near the finish line I see her lagging. I reclaimed that lost distance and just as I glided past her, she stops and vomits all over her trainers.

I'd love to say I stopped and helped but I just thought "Fuck that..." and carried on running. And, like most encounters I have with women, I finished before her.
(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:53, 10 replies)

And you make them vomit?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 May 2013, 13:55, closed)

we have a winner

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:22, closed)

fantastic

(Cov Boy, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:46, closed)

Close the QOTW
We have a winner right here.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 9 May 2013, 15:02, closed)

Laughed loudly.
Have a click, sir.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 9 May 2013, 15:30, closed)

raise cute?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:32, closed)

Doubtless this is some street lingo,
that only makes sense to those young men in ill-fitting denim.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:33, closed)

Very Good

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 9 May 2013, 19:56, closed)

Splendid.
Splendid splendid splendid.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:30, closed)

Well Played
Sir, well played.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:45, closed)