
Labour leader Ed Miliband recently dashed into the middle of a road to save a fallen cyclist. Who has come to your rescue? Have you ever been the rescuer?
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 13:29)
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( , Thu 9 May 2013, 16:33, closed)

based on nothing but my own prejudices
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:00, closed)

he is subsconsciously lashing out at his poor, long-suffering (and hideously ugly) mother because he secretly blames her for letting his deadbeat nonce of a dad waltz out of their lives forever.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:57, closed)

You massive hypocrite, and prick
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 16:39, closed)

is the most entertaining thing on here.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 16:43, closed)

I aim to entertain...myself, mostly, but I'm glad someone else is enjoying it
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:01, closed)

makes it all the more amusing, too.
Keep it up.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:11, closed)

I probably should have known better
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 20:00, closed)

and threaten to send them to the girl's WoW covens.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 20:12, closed)

I've managed to build up quite the engrossing little soap opera, on here.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 20:30, closed)

I feed them one or two details and then let barely-suppressed jealousy do the rest of the work
( , Fri 10 May 2013, 8:11, closed)

This is genuinely the funniest thing I've ever read on here.
( , Fri 10 May 2013, 8:57, closed)

that you were going to be Finsbury Park's cross between Paul Raymond and fucking Hamleys, you blithering fucking halfwit.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:52, closed)

you seem to have forgotten a few things
the main one being this is a comedy web site you tiresome arse
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 16:44, closed)

This is the personal emporium of a charmless dullwit whose sexuality froze when he was twelve. Along with his facial hair.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 18:08, closed)

do you fold or scrunch?
personally I lower my buttocks into a bucket of industrial strength cleaning agents and scrub them with a wire brush since I've lost control of my sphincter. But to each their own ;)
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 16:41, closed)
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