I almost helped someone.
Walking through town about a week ago I saw some bloke lying on floor, hands on his stomach, looking like he was in a lot of pain. A lot of people were looking but no-one went over to see if he was okay. I don't know why but I felt for this poor sod so I asked him if he was alright, if he needed an ambulance.

He looked up at me and said he fell over and now he couldn't feel his organs. He asked me what had happened to his organs. By this point a few people had come over to see what was wrong so I just walked off.

I'm not a horrible person, but if someone is so wasted that they think they've lost their organs, I can't really be of any help.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:32, 7 replies)

So your story is
"I saw a drunk person once"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:58, closed)

Not quite
It's more "I saw a person who was probably on pills, although it could have been acid or heroin or summat. I'm not really sure but that bloke was pretty fucked up".
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:41, closed)

That was clearly an invitation for you to feel them for him, I can't believe you passed it up.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:05, closed)

Oh.
I'm not very good at reading the signs, but if I happen upon a similar situation I'll be sure to give him a tickle.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45, closed)

You could have helped by not harvesting them from him in the first place YOU MONSTER.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 14:15, closed)

BORING.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28, closed)

That Nigel Ogden. He's a card

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:03, closed)