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Labour leader Ed Miliband recently dashed into the middle of a road to save a fallen cyclist. Who has come to your rescue? Have you ever been the rescuer?

(, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:29)
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I almost helped someone.
Walking through town about a week ago I saw some bloke lying on floor, hands on his stomach, looking like he was in a lot of pain. A lot of people were looking but no-one went over to see if he was okay. I don't know why but I felt for this poor sod so I asked him if he was alright, if he needed an ambulance.

He looked up at me and said he fell over and now he couldn't feel his organs. He asked me what had happened to his organs. By this point a few people had come over to see what was wrong so I just walked off.

I'm not a horrible person, but if someone is so wasted that they think they've lost their organs, I can't really be of any help.
(, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:32, 7 replies)
So your story is
"I saw a drunk person once"?
(, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:58, closed)
Not quite
It's more "I saw a person who was probably on pills, although it could have been acid or heroin or summat. I'm not really sure but that bloke was pretty fucked up".
(, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:41, closed)
That was clearly an invitation for you to feel them for him, I can't believe you passed it up.

(, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:05, closed)
Oh.
I'm not very good at reading the signs, but if I happen upon a similar situation I'll be sure to give him a tickle.
(, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45, closed)
You could have helped by not harvesting them from him in the first place YOU MONSTER.

(, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:15, closed)
BORING.

(, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28, closed)
That Nigel Ogden. He's a card

(, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:03, closed)

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