If you say so.
Glad to see you're accruing the same l33t hax0ring skillz that shambo has. Highlighting text using your mouse or the keyboard can be a bit hard sometimes.
Well done.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:12, 1 reply)

I'll do my best not to be patronising
but spending your time obsessing over/responding to what people have written on an online comedy forum isn't the highest ground from which to hurl insults.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:21, closed)

See my post
here.
That there is called a link or hyperlink. The text contains a url (uniform resource locator) which will send you to a webpage on the internet.
EDIT: In this case it will take you to a response I made to one of your posts in another thread on this very website.
Amazing what technology can do really. Isn't it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:25, closed)

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:30, closed)

inorite?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:33, closed)

I'm almost certain you don't

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:52, closed)

it's a drunk, wotofoc.
send it to a meeting.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 May 2013, 3:43, closed)

Actually,
I've walked the dog, vacuumed the floors, re-stacked the dish washer, wrapped the present for the missus for tomorrow, cooked some rice and done my team layout for tomorrow.
So since the yardarm has been crossed and all I have to do this arvo is make sushi with my daughter and help her finish her card for tomorrow and maybe some dinner prep later on - I think it's time to crack a cold one.
Literal "Cheers" janet.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 5:03, closed)

Sushi is normally made with fish.
A-hahaha! I'm so funny.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 11 May 2013, 9:28, closed)

California Rolls then.
Pedant!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 10:00, closed)