Rolling back from a club one morning in a mildly chemical state
my mate spotted a cat bobbing in the water. With no thought for his own safety or comfort he plunged in to the murky depths and spluttered his way to the distressed animal. And that's how he rescued a block of polystyrene from the Leeds Liverpool canal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:40, 12 replies)

I hope it was very grateful.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:43, closed)

purrfect

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:54, closed)

I bet that left him feline stupid.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:58, closed)

I like this

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:14, closed)

Typical /talk trolling of /qotw

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:14, closed)

Cunt didn't even make a shit pun.
MODS!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:22, closed)

Worse than Thatcher.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:28, closed)

You're ruining this comedy anecdotes page with your comedy anecdote.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:55, closed)

Soz. I'll post a massive long self-pitying essay later.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:20, closed)

How dare you post something plausible amidst such lies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 23:12, closed)

YOU DREDFULL BULL...
you've changed
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:00, closed)

I should totes be banned.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:38, closed)