I save a soul in every town.
I'm a Christian.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 May 2013, 18:40, 14 replies)

Ah!
Souls!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 13 May 2013, 19:53, closed)

strictly speaking
its not you who is the Saviour, but you certainly have the way to introduce others to being saved by the Saviour. Might be a tad challenging amongst the readers here though... Its all a bit "Lions den" when you bring up anything that smells like it might have an inkling of being religious. And while I'm at it... Have you heard the assertion that some of the most religious people you will meet are atheists? Gets coat.....
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:15, closed)

I've plenty of time.
I shall stand here 'til someone gets WTFIBOA.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 May 2013, 20:51, closed)

I'm a prawn again.

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 13 May 2013, 20:52, closed)

best avoid Fred Phelps then...
I was staggered as to how small his church actually is, compared with the vast spawn of hatred it has created.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:17, closed)

Something about harvests or something.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:22, closed)

Well done doctor.
Greenbank Drive is one I like a lot.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 May 2013, 22:28, closed)

I know, replying to meself but FFS
This is NOT a religious thread. It's a hopeless pun on a song by that well known beat combo, The Christians.
No wonder that nice chap Dingo gets impatient with you all.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 May 2013, 22:26, closed)

I don't get it.
Can I just have you crucified, as a warning to all those contemplating blasphemy?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:00, closed)

I'm doing nothing on Good Friday if you're free.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 May 2013, 14:55, closed)

Best offer I've had
in quite some time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 May 2013, 23:39, closed)

Just be glad you didn't post this on reddit.
Not only would no-one have got it, there would have been a huge dose of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE at the mention of the word "Christian".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 May 2013, 23:14, closed)

The new Batmans are shit.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 May 2013, 21:39, closed)