Heston Blumenheck
He has truly has saved all our kitchens with this bargain range of products

Heston Blumenheck

A 2 slice toaster a snip a £130 ect
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:21, 27 replies)

Here he is brewing some piss

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:28, closed)

lol commie povvo
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:33, closed)

WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! internet bully!!!!11
*sobs*

Mods!!
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:22, closed)

Indeed.
I have the Barista Express, it makes the perfect espresso.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:44, closed)

of course you do
along with your extensive property portfolio in lala land

They have only just been announced you great steaming arsecake
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:47, closed)

Don't forget the moped.
I hear it's a proper fanny magnet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:10, closed)

I hope you're not suggesting that Fruitloop McFantasist is lying in the internet?
Intolerable bullying.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:34, closed)

It's interesting
he's very quiet isn't he when I have cast iron proof he is fibbing

what with the thing he says makes 'the perfect espresso' not actually being available till 21/5/13

of course he could be a close personal friend of Heston or been part of the team that developed the product or WOW he could actually be Heston he's rich isn't he!!??!!!
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:40, closed)

I think I'm a bit in love with you right now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:46, closed)

Get on you big softy

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:51, closed)

They've only just been announced.
To you.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:56, closed)

hahahahahahahahahahahah
this is the best reply EVER

I love you

You are my favourite person on the internet

I was going to go home. I'm phoning the wife I'm staying for a bit
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:01, closed)

I'm still laughing
people are looking at me funny
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:05, closed)

Hahahahahaha
you are fucking priceless.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:09, closed)

Sometimes I honestly can't tell if we're all being trolled or not.
Nobody is this fucking ridiculous. Surely.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:21, closed)

I had a friend at school who claimed his Dad was in the army
turns out he was in prison. Based on this, I think Albert deserves a great deal of sympathy.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:25, closed)

Go on then, post a picture of yours with a handwritten note next to it saying "I am a deluded fantasist and BraynDedd has a massive willy."

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:12, closed)

There's a reason it costs 550 quid.


(that said, the folk at Amazon seem to think they can deliver one next-day.)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 14 May 2013, 22:48, closed)

See, yours is funny. Ringo's is just sad and a bit desperate.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 May 2013, 1:22, closed)

Ouch!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:46, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 14 May 2013, 23:07, closed)

Ha ha ha ha.
King Billy Bullshit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:40, closed)

Might as well pay the extra 40 quid and get the four slice one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:58, closed)

fuck it I'll buy 3
and that way I can cook 12 slices at once
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:12, closed)

People like you caused that shop in Forrinland to collapse.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:13, closed)

What a cunt. I hope he poisons himself soon.

( 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:03, closed)