Yeah, I enjoy albert's stories too.
I've never really had the impression he expects them to be taken too seriously so it's pretty amusing watching people getting all upset about the veracity of his claims.
He's definitely one of the more accomplished trolls on b3ta, but I think 'saviour' might be pushing it a bit.
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 May 2013, 18:53, 1 reply)

That's just it though.
I don't honestly think he is trolling.

I was completely convinced that he was trolling right up until he started desperately defending his stories. That's not the action of a troll. That's the action of somebody who's actually started to believe his own bullshit. That’s entertainment, that’s entertainment. A smash of glass and the rumble of boots. An electric train and a ripped up phone booth. Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tom cat. Lights going out and a kick in the balls. I say, that’s entertainment, that’s entertainment.

Sorry. Went a bit Jam there for a moment.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 18:58, closed)

I see what you mean about the self-justification,
but maybe that just makes him a better troll.
Either way, I don't believe a word he says but I find him entertaining rather than troubling. I was in the pub last night. A mutual friend of ours said he'd seen you in the uniform. Yeah the leather belt looks manly, the black boots butch. But oh what a bastard to get off.
Oh - it seems to be infectious.
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:06, closed)

You're probably right.
It's probably healthier all round if we assume he's a troll-god. The alternative is too depressing. I love you, yes I do, 'cause I know that you love me too. I love you, yes I do, gonna spend all my money on you woah woah woah woah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:12, closed)

I quite enjoy holding him to account
It makes me feel like a copper interviewing one of those weird fuckers who confesses to crimes they didn't commit.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:12, closed)

He almost certainly is one of those weird fuckers who confess to crimes.
They've probably got his photo up in all the local old bill stations.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:17, closed)

"We have CCTV footage and several witness statements that prove you were at the swimming pool with your Mum on the afternoon in question"
"I did it though, I shot Dando. I gave her a lift home on my moped, fucked her up the arse, she loved it, then I shot her"
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:23, closed)

CCTV in the swimming pool?
Pervert.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:27, closed)