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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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i can't believe you've censored all the lovely otters from last week's popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:03, 12 replies)
Pow!!! Another big fat click from me.
Loving the gloriously confused and adorable face on that enormous furry spastic.

MORE OTTERS!!!
(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:08, closed)
there's no point clicking
the Fascist dogfrotters have decided that popularity isn't enough to qualify for the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:15, closed)
They don't want me to click. So I click harder.
I'm like Guy Fawkes or Che Guevara or all of the French. Or the one out of the Chuckle Brothers who said "no more slapstick - it's political satire or fuck all".
(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:31, closed)
Otters are too similar to canines.
It must be difficult to cope with an instant erection every time a mod looks at the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:14, closed)
They're just as similar to dogs as bears, red pandas, skunks, racoons and sea lions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia

By the way... check out these bear-dogs:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphicyonid
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:21, closed)
Noooo....
Once they know of this, they'll be fingering all of natures creatures!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:22, closed)
I wish them the best of luck...
...with elephant seal bulls.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:26, closed)
I would pay money to see scaryduck suffer his last few moments enveloped in the arsefolds of a randy elephant seal.
Good money.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:13, closed)
I'm off to start a justgiving page. Be right back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:15, closed)
Fucksake! Office snort!

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 15 May 2014, 13:53, closed)
Have the mods shrunk this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:03, closed)
yup
They can't handle the otter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:12, closed)
Or my shed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:15, closed)
cowardly pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:31, closed)
That poor creature
Has the most retarded look upon its face i have seen since Jade Goody kicked the bucket
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:48, closed)

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