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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:23, 31 replies)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:29, closed)
Calling all Potatoshop wizards.
I want to see a picture of Avril Lavigne getting buttfucked by a hillbilly otter in a shed doing 120mph down the M1 on bald tires by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 16 May 2014, 11:40, closed)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:41, closed)

a picture of
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:52, closed)
Ceci n'est pas une loutre.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 16 May 2014, 11:57, closed)
Il s'agit d'une loutre

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:04, closed)
Les Quatre Cents Loutres ?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 16 May 2014, 12:04, closed)
Quatre cent un

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:25, closed)
Hypnotic.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:20, closed)
:D You don't mess with TEAM OTTERS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ss1NqzjxI
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 May 2014, 22:46, closed)
Stop posting pictures of sheds!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:56, closed)
I'm confused by Avril Latrine
Usually for a shit singer, singing shit songs to get famous they have to be attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:59, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:05, closed)
I have a soft spot for Avril Lavigne
...I call it a mattress
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:41, closed)
I wasn't thrilled about the otters.
Can't say that this is an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:31, closed)
dunno who that is, soz
did she used to be the cleaner in hi de di?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:52, closed)
I'd smash
Sue Pollard's innards through her back door - the saucy minx.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:28, closed)
o hai, George!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:04, closed)
Budeeeee
U ok babez?

Is your mans treatin you well?
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:03, closed)
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:05, closed)
You've caught the scent of my interweb musk
Smells a bit like a space bar
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:09, closed)
A friend of mine had/has those special feelings for Miss Latrine.
He once drunkedly reeled off a list of things he'd do to her in her punky skateboarding schoolgirl get up of a while back.

I can no longer look at either of them and retain my faith in humanity, the mental scars are too raw.

You posting this has cast a shadow over my soul for the rest of the day.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:14, closed)
*bows low*
I exist only to serve.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:20, closed)
For a minute there I thought that was an old photo of Nina Hartley

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 May 2014, 20:50, closed)
Hawt
rey

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 16 May 2014, 23:45, closed)
Carry on fapping

(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 0:04, closed)
It's your all you
All of you. Your fault, not ours. We just made a new land and government.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 17 May 2014, 6:32, closed)
Allan Carr might be a prick,
but at least he managed to choose spectacles that fit his face.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:19, closed)

So that's a "would"?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:07, closed)
You obviously know nothing about how spectacles fit to a face. That pair are the equivalent of
having trousers 2 inches too short or a 38 inch chest with 34 inch shoulder fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:15, closed)
ps. did you mean Allen Carr or Alan Carr?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 May 2014, 10:15, closed)

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