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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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Can we have some more otter pictures please

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:02, 17 replies)
K

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:10, closed)
We can always have more otter pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:20, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:26, closed)
Here

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:41, closed)
Combination Otter and Cake:

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:17, closed)
Google images has a lot more than here.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:17, closed)
What an otterly absurd thing to say.
...besides, this is an exclusive collection of hand picked otter super models, not a massive heap of digitally aggregated mustelid scum.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:45, closed)
Bollocks ya whore

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:41, closed)
These are not just any otter pictures.
These are hand-picked by B3tans otters.

You fucking pleb.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:56, closed)
Noses are also hand-picked - dunt make it right do it.
flid
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:41, closed)
^ Does not know the joy of a freshly picked nose

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:12, closed)
Your extrapolation of the data is wide of the mark.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 21 May 2014, 7:07, closed)
Not as wide as my joyful nostrils!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 21 May 2014, 12:40, closed)
or no doubt as grateful as your belly.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 21 May 2014, 19:31, closed)

dailyotter.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 19 May 2014, 19:29, closed)
Fabulous.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 20:22, closed)
Spent far too long in Singapore zoo watching the otters
One of them got an itch and it spread amongst them - 20 or so otters all with a communal itch, I was crying with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Wed 21 May 2014, 9:54, closed)

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