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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

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am I the only person who hasn't shat and pissed all over the place when drunk?
I've consumed a vast amount of booze in my time, and not even come close to my soiling myself or my surroundings.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:13, 3 replies)
Me neither

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)
it disturbs me how many people have though
but then, I've never been in a fight either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:36, closed)
You are me.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:46, closed)
I let a tide of slurry miss the toilet by mere inch's once,
but although drunk - I was fully aware of what I was doing, I blame pound a pint theakstons.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:53, closed)
In the storyteller's own words
"It's all in the breeding."

Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrumper, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:43, closed)
I don't believe you
to be fair I didn't actually soil myself.

And if you can honestly tell me that you've never been drunk and pissed in the street or similar then I might believe that you've never soiled your surroundings

J
(gloden, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:00, closed)
a little poetic licence
I've nipped down a dark alley for a slash on a few occasions, or taken a piss under a tree.

hardly the same thing as "spraye[ing] the perimeter of the room like a dog marking it's territory and to cap it all off [leaving] a beutiful steaming present in the bath."
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:04, closed)
I've been very, very drunk
And I've never lost control of my bodily functions. Apart from the function of vomming.
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:55, closed)
I once...
...witnessed some one achieve the tripple crown of shit, piss and sick.

his response to it the next day was a simple, "when you shit you piss."
(fearsome mumbler is shit at telling stories, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 17:30, closed)

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