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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

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binoculars
when round my boyfriend's the other day, i found a pair of binoculars by the window...

should we be concerned?
(ladyintheradiator, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:57, 8 replies)
he's bird watching
make of that what you will
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:58, closed)
Probably
I've got a pair.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:00, closed)
Does he
live opposite a school?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:12, closed)
A girls' school?
Where netball is played?

In hot weather?

Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:18, closed)
A boy's school?
If so you should be worried, if not it's perfectly normal behaviourmovealongnownothingtoseehere.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:13, closed)
Should WE be concerned?
Only if he lives round my way. Otherwise, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, closed)
were there
tissues by the window?
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 7:40, closed)
no need
if the window is open
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 9:19, closed)

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