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This is a question My Arch-nemesis

I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?

Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion

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Jamie Oliver
He's my free bullet (no comebacks). Fat tongued twat. Spouting on about healthy eating when clearly he's no Weightwatcher himself. I'd fight him - with a broccoli and a carrot. And I'd win.
(ShockerMocker, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:45, 8 replies)
when...
was it healthy eating made one slim. I love Jamie.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 6 May 2010, 2:39, closed)
Me too.
And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:30, closed)
I used to quite like him, when he did the Naked Chef sort of stuff
No frills and all that.

Now his food just looks OTT, and rather shite.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall any day!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:16, closed)
I'm voting for Hugh,
as he's the least annoying of their breed.
Watching that Dahl girl closely though...
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:22, closed)

closely though and wanking furiously
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:15, closed)
as a chef - awesome
as someone who is talking to people on my TV - fuck off you uncharismatic minge
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:03, closed)
How does being a fat mockney twat
Make him your nemesis?

Surely he is just a fat mockney twat who annoys you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:08, closed)
Spouting on about healthy eating...
...and then promoting sausages (AKA pig's rectum & fat) in his latest ads. Hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 May 2010, 12:50, closed)

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