One of the nicest things that anyone has ever done for me was to have sex with me, so some highlights below that I would like to thank (in no particular order)
The 40 year old French woman who seduced me when I was 23 (taught me a great deal)

The one night stand in Gran Canaria who introduced me all things shaven & the joys of baby oil.

The 26 year old size 10 with a natural 30FF chest for (two) obvious reasons

The married woman who would only have bum sex with me (as that apparently didn’t count as cheating on her husband)

The one who claimed she couldn’t perform oral on me as it was too big (not true but a nice ego boosting way of saying no)

The next door neighbour who regularly visited me for late night “booty calls” for 3 years – regardless of if I had a partner at the time or not

The boss’s PA who regularly used to drag me in to the loos at work for a quickie (that certainly brightened up the working day)

The American girl who I got back to my hotel room within an hour of meeting her - for her general slutishness when I had been in a drought

The nubile 19 year old who used to wake me up with a BJ – what a perfect start to the day!

'Gill' from off topic and possibly others (but not Kitty) helping me get over a bad marriage breakup

To those & the others… THANK YOU

Length joke? Too obvious…
(Mr Udagawa, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:37, 15 replies)

this
is all true
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:04, closed)

^ virgin

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:04, closed)

And the Doctor who sorted out a long course of penicillin.

( Varmint, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:41, closed)

Thank you for sharing these lovely entries from your dream journal.
(Frank Snow, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:01, closed)

dream journal wank bank
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:20, closed)

Hello again George!.
How are you doing with your space marines?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Nov 2014, 6:40, closed)

Wow.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:32, closed)

I for one believe this to be true.

( rofl harris, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:20, closed)

Wait, so, just a sec . . .
are you saying you've had sex? With a woman?

Cool story. Thanks for sharing.
(username failed moderation, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:41, closed)

Good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:43, closed)

#2419047CHATKRU ASSEMBLE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:43, closed)

Given that the question is "What is the nicest thing someone's done for you?",
you seem to have been the pity fuck for a lot of people.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:06, closed)

And when you opened your eyes, your mum had left a cup of tea by your bedside?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:41, closed)

And laughed at the diminutive size of his quivering todger...

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:17, closed)