Nights Out Gone Wrong
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and
threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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I woke up in the morning...
... in the middle of a roundabout in Huddersfield with a broken arm.
and I have NO IDEA HOW I GOT THERE.
I had gone out at 7 the previous night, in Leeds.
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:14,
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On the plus side: you were no longer in Leeds.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:18,
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rofl harris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:20,
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:29,
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v
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08,
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Ahhhh,,,
So *this* is why there aren't any b3ta events in Leeds.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:45,
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Doodoodoo!
Come on and do the conga!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41,
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rofl harris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43,
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:04,
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HAMMERTIME!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:07,
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SHABBA!
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Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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No, worse, he was in Huddersfield!
Still, at least it wasn't Bradford.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 18:18,
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Or
fucking Dewsbury/Batley. They would have eaten you alive.
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Bitter and Twisted, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:43,
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Hehe, I forgot Batley.
I may have to post about one of my nights out there.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:33,
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Oi.
Even on the Isle of Lewis, I'm still northern so watch it.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:41,
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So am I, and a former resident of Leeds too.
The key word being "former".
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 19:24,
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Knowing you
It's probably the impact of having two pints then falling asleep you pansy ;-)
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Rhubarb_Triangle, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:06,
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shush you
It probably involved you buying gin!
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 12:43,
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i'm guessing either the 202 or 203
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:50,
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