 Nights Out Gone Wrong
 Nights Out Gone Wrong
	
	In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and 
threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
	
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 chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
 
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	 I woke up in the morning...
	I woke up in the morning...
 	... in the middle of a roundabout in Huddersfield with a broken arm.
and I have NO IDEA HOW I GOT THERE.
I had gone out at 7 the previous night, in Leeds.
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 ogwen69 has returned from Reddit
 ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:14,
	
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	 On the plus side: you were no longer in Leeds.
	On the plus side: you were no longer in Leeds.
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:18,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 rofl harris
 rofl harris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:20,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 emvee cruor deo cruoris
 emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28,
	
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	^
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:29,
	
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	 v
	v
 	
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 Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..."
 Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:08,
	
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	 Ahhhh,,,
	Ahhhh,,,
 	So *this* is why there aren't any b3ta events in Leeds.
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 e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango
 e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:45,
	
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	 Doodoodoo!
	Doodoodoo!
 	Come on and do the conga!
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie
 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41,
	
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	 ^
	^ 
 	
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 rofl harris
 rofl harris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:43,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie
 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:43,
	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:04,
	
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	 HAMMERTIME!
	HAMMERTIME!
 	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie
 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:07,
	
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	 SHABBA!
	SHABBA!
 	
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Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:19,
	
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 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie
 Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:22,
	
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	 No, worse, he was in Huddersfield!
	No, worse, he was in Huddersfield!
 	Still, at least it wasn't Bradford.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 18:18,
	
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	 Or
	Or
 	fucking Dewsbury/Batley. They would have eaten you alive.
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Bitter and Twisted, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:43,
	
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	 Hehe, I forgot Batley.
	Hehe, I forgot Batley.
 	I may have to post about one of my nights out there.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:33,
	
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	 Oi.
	Oi.
 	Even on the Isle of Lewis, I'm still northern so watch it.
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 Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression
 Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:41,
	
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	 So am I, and a former resident of Leeds too.
	So am I, and a former resident of Leeds too.
 	The key word being "former".
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 19:24,
	
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	 Knowing you
	Knowing you
 	It's probably the impact of having two pints then falling asleep you pansy ;-)
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 Rhubarb_Triangle
 Rhubarb_Triangle, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:06,
	
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	 shush you
	shush you
 	It probably involved you buying gin!
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	 i'm guessing either the 202 or 203
	i'm guessing either the 202 or 203
 	
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 parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:50,
	
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