Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Now I know I've a habit of repeating myself, but didn't we do this within the last month?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:10,
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"Biggest opportunity I've blown" was a few weeks back, and there's bound to be some overlap.Albert's story is from "Brits abroad".
Let's be honest, stories about not having sex have a much greater chance of being truthful than anything else posted on here.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15,
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No, it is very different. This is just made up shagging stories.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:16,
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To be fairFor most B3tans being abducted by aliens is more likely than them getting laid.
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Bored aliens?(, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:30, closed)
Now I know I've a habit of repeating myself, but didn't we do this within the last month?(, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:30, closed)
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