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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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What's sex?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:31, 14 replies)
the unpleasantness that you mustn't tell mummy about

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:50, closed)
Its a vile and disgusting thing that nice people don't do
and should be saved to do with the one person that you truly love the most in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 24 May 2014, 17:05, closed)
Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 May 2014, 17:51, closed)
Mummy?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 May 2014, 18:01, closed)
Fido?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 May 2014, 18:02, closed)
Old Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 24 May 2014, 23:09, closed)
Mr Kipling?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 May 2014, 1:20, closed)
It's a one way ticket to hell, is what it is.
Praise Jesus and be saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sat 24 May 2014, 17:20, closed)
In comedy terms
it's what people from Morningside* put their rubbish in.

*posh part of Edinburgh, accent exemplified by Maggie Smith as Miss Jean Brody (or Prof. McGonagall for you youngsters).
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 24 May 2014, 18:43, closed)
it's when a man wees inside a lady
that's why babies smell of wee
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 25 May 2014, 13:04, closed)
As a massive sexual deviant, I generally find it harder to know what isn't sex.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 May 2014, 1:14, closed)
^abuses his position and the trust of his customers

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 May 2014, 17:16, closed)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 26 May 2014, 17:52, closed)
are you elliot rodger?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 26 May 2014, 2:09, closed)

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