Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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What's sex?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:31,
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the unpleasantness that you mustn't tell mummy about
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 16:50,
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Its a vile and disgusting thing that nice people don't do
and should be saved to do with the one person that you truly love the most in the world.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 24 May 2014, 17:05,
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Jesus?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 May 2014, 17:51,
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Mummy?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 May 2014, 18:01,
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Fido?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 May 2014, 18:02,
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Old Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 24 May 2014, 23:09,
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Mr Kipling?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 May 2014, 1:20,
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It's a one way ticket to hell, is what it is.
Praise Jesus and be saved!
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sat 24 May 2014, 17:20,
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In comedy terms
it's what people from Morningside* put their rubbish in.
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posh part of Edinburgh, accent exemplified by Maggie Smith as Miss Jean Brody (or Prof. McGonagall for you youngsters).
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 24 May 2014, 18:43,
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it's when a man wees inside a lady
that's why babies smell of wee
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 25 May 2014, 13:04,
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As a massive sexual deviant, I generally find it harder to know what isn't sex.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 May 2014, 1:14,
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^abuses his position and the trust of his customers
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 May 2014, 17:16,
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 26 May 2014, 17:52,
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are you elliot rodger?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 26 May 2014, 2:09,
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