Filth freak.
So, I hooked up with a geezer from the now defunct Penny Farthing gay bar in Hammersmith. I was a little bit drunk and the guy said we should walk back to his house. Glad we walked and did not get a taxi because on this walk he explained to me how he liked smelly bodies, how crusty pissy shitty underwear was a real turn on. About his daddy issues and just about everything else about his tragic psyche. So, like all the great News of the World reporters I made my excuses and left but not without some caterwauling from him. Perhaps if I had been sober I would have found his chat, "sexy as fuck!"
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:41, 13 replies)

I forgot to mention the beating. Not a bit of light S&M, he meant really hurt him.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:42, closed)

Dennis Nilsen?

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:56, closed)

Smelly but alive bodies, not the smell of decaying bodies.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:16, closed)

Neither
is a good pulling technique but the latter would certainly be more terrifying...Unless your George! He would have subjugated that bum hole.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:33, closed)

my mate went out with a footballer for a bit
who used to insist he wore proper stinking old socks for intimate moments

Fuck knows what sort of grotty story lies behind that fetish.

Also ... clearly this story isn't true because everybody knows that gay footballers don't exist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14, closed)

except for fashanu but he's dead and that would be even more grim than sweaty socks

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15, closed)

He loved his Chariots.
wit da angles now
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:18, closed)

that's john f'sharnoo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:32, closed)

John Fashanu.... John Fashanu..... John Fashanu!
John F'sharnoo
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:46, closed)

Is your real name Paul Nobs - they one that got away from Nilsen?
( Vambo, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14, closed)

I was outside that age range and I had money - which I usually would have spent on a taxi ride.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19, closed)