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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Filth freak.
So, I hooked up with a geezer from the now defunct Penny Farthing gay bar in Hammersmith. I was a little bit drunk and the guy said we should walk back to his house. Glad we walked and did not get a taxi because on this walk he explained to me how he liked smelly bodies, how crusty pissy shitty underwear was a real turn on. About his daddy issues and just about everything else about his tragic psyche. So, like all the great News of the World reporters I made my excuses and left but not without some caterwauling from him. Perhaps if I had been sober I would have found his chat, "sexy as fuck!"
(, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:41, 13 replies)
I forgot to mention the beating. Not a bit of light S&M, he meant really hurt him.

(, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:42, closed)
Dennis Nilsen?

(, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:56, closed)
Smelly but alive bodies, not the smell of decaying bodies.

(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:16, closed)
Neither
is a good pulling technique but the latter would certainly be more terrifying...Unless your George! He would have subjugated that bum hole.
(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:33, closed)
my mate went out with a footballer for a bit
who used to insist he wore proper stinking old socks for intimate moments

Fuck knows what sort of grotty story lies behind that fetish.

Also ... clearly this story isn't true because everybody knows that gay footballers don't exist.
(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14, closed)
except for fashanu but he's dead and that would be even more grim than sweaty socks

(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:15, closed)
He loved his Chariots.
wit da angles now
(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:18, closed)
that's john f'sharnoo

(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:32, closed)
John Fashanu.... John Fashanu..... John Fashanu!
John F'sharnoo
(, Wed 28 May 2014, 17:46, closed)

Is your real name Paul Nobs - they one that got away from Nilsen?
(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:14, closed)
I was outside that age range and I had money - which I usually would have spent on a taxi ride.

(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:19, closed)

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