Adventures at the Large Edam Collider...
I take my job very seriously. So whilst running experiments at a large, complicated and expensive synchrotron light source, I have never leant over the safety gantry to see whether the liquid nitrogen line was properly connected. I have certainly never done this whilst holding a partially unwrapped Babybel cheese in my mouth. This would then imply that I have never, when asked whether the nitrogen was in place, opened my mouth to say “yes”, thus dropping the cheese down into the beamline.

Had such a thing occurred, however, I would have dealt with it professionally and responsibly and not lain on the floor, giggling like a lunatic for the next 15 minutes.

When the world is finally annihilated, not by war, or the nefarious tactics of a rogue scientist, hell-bent on destruction, but by an overtired muppet with a penchant for mild cheese, it certainly won’t be me to blame...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:41, 8 replies)

You didn't follow the cheese up with a bit of baguette, by chance?
I always thought the whole "A bird done it" excuse was a bit suspect.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 8:47, closed)

Holding the world to ransom with cheese certainly is novel.
You could be Ernst Stavros Briefeld or Whey Day.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:10, closed)

The Edam is Stranded!

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:14, closed)

Cheesus Christ!

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 11:46, closed)

Next time use Swiss cheese..
... and the beam can just pass on through the holes!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:17, closed)

That's a cracker

(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:49, closed)

You are Gordon Frohman
AICMFP

(It turns out the Xen Borderworld is extremely lactose intolerant)

De-Ris: www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-08-04
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:33, closed)

Did you manage to fuck up Diamond with a babybel?
Nice work! I'll give it a try at the Australian Synchrotron with some camembert.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:27, closed)