I remember what my feet and genitalia look like.
Not really useless, because I haven't seen them in over a year.
Certain body parts are very prone to change, like thusly -
Pre-pregnancy: 32 B (fairly normal, nothing to write home about)
Pregnancy: 40 C (I need new clothes)
Breastfeeding: 34 DD (Holy mother of aaarrgh!)
That's a heavy load, that is.
(orangeyouglad, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:09, 14 replies)

so, your story is 'i have big heavy tits'?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:36, closed)

So your reply is
"I'm jumping on the Amorous Badger train. Woo woo!, next stop, lack of originality"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:00, closed)

who asked you, fucknuts?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:02, closed)

Oh, look,
someone's posting about their breasts.

Alert the sweaty palm brigade, quick.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:41, closed)

congratulations on not being barren

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:49, closed)

As in Keith?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:59, closed)

Not being Keith Barren is something that all of humanity should celebrate.
With one unfortunate exception.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:07, closed)

'over a year'
get on a fucking diet then...

also. Breasts.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:53, closed)

TITS. ON THE INTERNET.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:07, closed)

They're not as good as TV On The Radio.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:08, closed)

Peter Kay doing a blue show?
Remember tits on t'internet?

Tits.

On t'internet!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:11, closed)

Do they need numbing?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:13, closed)

I'm just going to post the word
BREASTS!!!

then think of something funny later and edit my post so I look cool in the archive.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:13, closed)

you can't say stuff like that here
Without photos to back it up...
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, closed)