Shit thread #7
How many songs can you change the lyrics to so that they sound a bit 'gouty'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:35, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MORTGAGE CHAT!
Not really.
I had a glockenspiel delivered yesterday.
Tell me about your musical prowess, off topic - the highs, the lows, the shit bands you have played in, etc.

Alt: No musical ability? What creative things are you good at? Can you draw? Write stories? FFS precisely what is it that separates you from the animals?

Altalt: Go on then, argue about the relative merits of fixed rate vs interest only or some shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:35, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shit thread #6.
What was the last thing you did to treat yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:19, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Seeing as it's no holds barred shit thread day
What should I get my father for his birthday?

1) it's his 70th
2) he lives in America
3) I'm fucking broke

Thanks guys!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 11:16, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Edit:
As has been pointed out by Tiny I should not be posting this, but thread deleting is a sin, so editing instead.

What last got you insulted on FaceBook?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 10:30, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's make it four crap threads...
What's your favourite snack?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 10:11, 34 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can we have three substandard threads on the trot. .....
We can!

No question.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:26, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Charles Dickens is shit.
His mawkish, sentimental drivel is credited with raising social awareness of the plight of the urban poor. Whilst that's jolly nice of him and all that, his books are a load of fucking twee wank - the plots are utterly unbelievable, the characters are cunts and I reckon he was a fucking poofter.

There, I've said it.

Question: heard about this 'suspended coffee' thing? I cannot decide whether I think it's rather sweet or just a bunch of patronising, smug wankers who've managed to combine the utterly cuntish pastime of being 'into coffee' with 'look-at-me' pseudo altruism.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 8:54, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright you bunch of workshy bastards?
Have you ever started a rumour?

Alt: Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 7:45, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

COME ON SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY DO THE CONGA
Thatcher update: still dead
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 23:08, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 21:28, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:15, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who's up for an evening thread then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:51, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thatcher is dead

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:23, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just had a haircut
I've now got lots bits of hair all over my neck and no tissues left in the office to wipe them up.

When did you last get a hair cut?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:21, 235 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In other news.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22061670

What do you reckon? Seems a bit harsh, but then, she done fucked up.

Alt: The new guy I've hired in the kitchen has turned out to be a prick. What was the last big mistake you made at work?

Altalt: I'm finding myself much happier and more relaxed since going to the gym, I thought I'd hate it, but it's great. When were you last surprised by a thing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:37, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is she still dead?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YESSSSS! DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
how are you celebrating?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, 288 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WIN A MEAL WITH ME!*
If I offered you lot the opportunity to have a meal with me, paid for by me, in a decent restaurant, what would you do to win the place? Would you run naked through the streets of Derby? Dedicate a song to me on Heart FM? Spell my name in your own shit on the side of a bus?

Tell me what you’d do to win this once in a lifetime opportunity.*


* Possibly.

Terms and conditions apply. Meal may or may not happen, could just be an excuse for a new thread, or may be not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:44, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Labour is saying they will give councils more powers
to stop certain types of shops setting up on the highstreet. Shops like Bookies/Cash converters and payday lenders.

I always think you can judge an area by how many pawn shops there are.

Do you think it's a good idea or do you think it's just treating a symptom rather than the underlying problem.

I know what I think, now's your chance to tell me what you think yeahhh?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 11:51, 180 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is fascinating:
mediapreservation.wordpress.com/2012/06/20/extracting-audio-from-pictures/

(unless you're a knob)

What was the first record you bought (or cassingle, or 'see dee' or 'down load' depending on your age)?

Alt: what was the most recent one you LEGITIMATELY PAID FOR?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:53, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's red trouser Monday! What colour are your trousers?
do you live up to any of your online personality traits IRL?

I'm off to Cornwall ina couple of weeks and Morocco in June, are you going anywhere nice this year?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:30, 167 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning!
How did your weekend go? According to plan?

My shed party was awesome, I can thoroughly recommend Samurai Cop to anyone, its has it all. Great plot, awesome acting, good characters. It should have won many awards.

Alt :
Should pictures be allowed on OT




Personally I don't care much as I have a fast connection speed and a boss who isn't a cunt.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:22, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mexican musician Ramón Barrero, famous for playing the world's smallest harmonica, choked to death in 1994 after accidentally inhaling the instrument on stage
stupid fucking cunt
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 1:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh man, the top of my left thigh is a bit itchy

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:47, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 20:55, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

cowfoot thread
let's all say bad things about cowfoot

I heard he blew so hard up a starling's egghole it shat its pancreas out through its eyes
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 18:32, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3th can you mod this post please?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 16:41, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 14:06, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)