My post lunch shit at work was just interrupted by the fire alarm going off.
When were you last interrupted during something pleasurable?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:45, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I never liked him really
and his ex is a big fat unfuckable mess
(Britain's first pro BMXer Craig Campbell used to go out with Kate Moss, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:59, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm pretty sure I have the answer to why my ex has stopped being such a wanker
She's having an affair. An affair with an old chum of mine, Britain's first pro BMXer Craig Campbell. He used to go out with Kate Moss, so he's really traded down here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:50, 181 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I did the most 'internet' thing I've ever done in my life yesterday.
I ate a full rack of ribs for breakfast. At 10am*. I'm so ashamed.

What's the most internet thing you have done/seen (apart from 'seen a picture of SuperMatt')?


*this is what happens when you wake up feeling rough as fuck and start watching 'Diners Drive-ins and Dives'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:41, 232 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning shitcunts.
How are we all this morning?*

A three day weekend eh? That must mean your wrists are even more sore than usual having had an extra day of wanking & gaming.

Alt: Tarby. Who'd of thought it?


* Please don't expect me to care.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 7:30, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 21:39, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Snooker Loopy.
Been outside today then? How was it, did you have fun.

I went shopping, and it was SUNNY. And it's still sunny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:59, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just sat bolt upright in bed with my brain going
OMG ITS MONDAY WE DIDNT SET THE ALARM AND oh yeah its a bank holiday sorry sorry everyone as you were sorry

That was 5 past 7, too. Sad. Have you ever overslept with hilarious / tragic consequences?

Alt: up to anything nice today?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 May 2013, 7:43, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so who's up for some fun

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:53, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so what's the plan

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 18:15, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 May 2013, 8:35, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So which of you gits is going to sponsor me for the half marathon I'm running?
Great North Run.

Proceeds to Epilepsy Action.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 4 May 2013, 21:04, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Psychochomp?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22411414

Oh wait no he can't afford a house
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 4 May 2013, 15:44, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WEEKEND'S HERE POST IMAGES


This is how devil-may-care I am. I'm off to work in ten minutes and I'm posing an image.
How are waving yo' hands in the air like you jus' don't care?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 May 2013, 7:07, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My sister who lives in Germany
has sent me a bottle of pear schnapps and 20 local to her German beers. The current one I'm drinking is slightly banana-y. I take back 75% of all the mean things I ever said about her.

Has a sibling ever delighted you? Received an unexpectedly decent present? Are you really fucking drunk right now?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 May 2013, 1:19, Reply)

wow this is ubershit innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:05, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pick it up you useless shower of shits!
I'm hoping for some bbq action this weekend and a picnic, al fresco all the way. So tell your mum to bring her knee pads yeah?

alt: favourite emotional sadcore band?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:42, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sex in the morning or sex in the evening?
Alt: What would it take to make you violent (making wiv da fisticuffs an shit)

Altalt: Which band would you like to spend time with backstage after a gig? Or which band would you avoid like the plaugue in a similar scenario?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:38, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey gang, it's me Monty - you know, Monty?
Over here!!! Coo-ee!!!

Let's have some NOMCHAT.

1. Bread - are you a yurt ponce or a Mother's pride type? Ever spent four quid on an 'artisan loaf'? Ever made your own?

2. Soup - what's your favourite? What's the worst? I fucking hate that spasticated chicken soup crap that Jewish people crap on about. It's some fucking soup you flids not antibiotics. FUCK OFF. 'It just makes you feel better when you're ill'. Have some fucking Zyklon B soup and shut up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:56, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can someone link a bbc news picture
Of the Lib Dem woman who only got 352 votes in the BiElection last night.

She's fucking hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:36, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I laughed like a fucking drain when I read this:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10033417/Womens-Institute-welcomes-piracy-victim-wearing-eye-patches-and-waving-plastic-cutlasses.html

When did you last crack up and at what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:52, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good news for Sayer
As with it being a bank holiday weekend, loads of people will be going on a 'Leo'.

Will you be spending the weekend in the pub or are you going to do something far more interesting?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:24, 113 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bad news for Slayer, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:00, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

role call whats for brunch what pants you wearing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:31, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

anyone seen gonz?
i don't need him as such i just miss him
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:17, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

when did somebody last jiz in your eye?
alt: should gays be allowed to marry straight people?

altalt: Rose wine?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:39, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Everyone please send picture texts to Boyce of their ringpiece. He can then try & match the number to the bronze eye.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:48, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can everyone please post their phone numbers here because i'ma crusty old techno-fail
alt: bipedal motion, a good or bad thing?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:42, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)