
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular

( , Thu 2 May 2013, 14:48, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

By E-MAIL. GEDDIT?
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

i don't see this being any exception, frankly
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)

and early massive spurt followed by continuing failures to get it up again.
we just need someone to cry now
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS HIS MATES PAULS MATE CALLED DAN
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)

( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)

( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

But I kind of admire your honesty about only wanting to take the piss.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

i don't think that would be true of all of them.
just some of them.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)

unfortunately they're talking about the time it takes to unclasp the bra.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I assumed your women just pulled the skin of a spring lamb over their tits
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

which is why it takes me so long when a bra appears.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

just like me they want to be closer to you
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Can't get 'em open without going "Hang on, it's...wait...nearly got it...ok....aaaaaaand BOOBS"
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Take it off and you wonder where they went
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)

It took a LOT of work and I'm a bit tired now.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)

60 SECONDS THEY TOLD ME!
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)

( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I love the bit in Lord of the Flies when Gollum does that thing.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

You halfling........wait no the other one
Halfwit
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Dwarves, hobbits, rings etc etc.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I'm thinking free sarnies and chicken drumsticks for after.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)

it looks fucking dull if I'm honest
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:53, Reply)

It means you're certifiably able to browbeat people with infinitely better things to do into moving users from one platform to another for expensive outlay and minimal gain.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Fine weather outside, and me stuck in the office do not mix well.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)

soaking up some sun and fresh air.
( , Thu 2 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »