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Pick it up you useless shower of shits!I'm hoping for some bbq action this weekend and a picnic, al fresco all the way. So tell your mum to bring her knee pads yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:42,
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Have some Geese you thread stomper(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:44,
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How many times does Kroney have to tell you?YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO THE BBQ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:47,
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HE said I was the best thing about OT an dhe loved me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:48,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:48,
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wow you actually have little stubby dwarf fingers!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:48,
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Is your middle finger John Lennon or am I drunk?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:49,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:59,
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I quite liked it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:05,
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Yep(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:09,
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tee hee(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:11,
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Is this another one?I can't keep up with you crazy japesters
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:11,
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Fuck i've just realised it's not actually Placid (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:13,
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Touché *doffs hat*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:15,
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Essentially you're a 'work to rule' twat who is out of the door bang on 5pm everyday.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:12,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1953168
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:13,
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FFS. Why would anyone chose to be that twat?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:18,
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It was also the very same "Battered's Wife"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:29,
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Sounds defensive to me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:38,
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at half past three, i go home for tea......or maybe at quarter to four
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:31,
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I like "Soul Hole", I like the way they overlay hard industrial beats with children crying(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:56,
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I liked "tears on the inside"until I heard someone pronounce the name and realised it wasn't a reference to anal fissures.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:59,
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for ym from the nlwww.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B007C0RP9A/b3ta-21
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One for the modswww.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007C0S4QS/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:30,
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Beer festival hog roast morris dancers and pretty girls are my plans for the weekend.Oh and updating my rasberry pi's firmware.
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nothing better to do on a sunny weekend than building your own budget computer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:57,
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I'll let you off cos your going to a beer festival outside(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:02,
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Take your own stone cow with you......Provides shade and a cooling touch
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:16,
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I'm gonna give it another, say, three attempts to have a comfortable shave with my straight razorand if I can't get on with it then I'm just gonna carry it around with me on the tube and cut bitches that look at me funny.
I'm off to the Lake District this weekend.
On the way we have to drop in to see the Mrs' Gran in a nursing home in Blackpool. It's not gonna be a lot of fun since her Gran is to all intents and purposes a vegetable.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:18,
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Im off to the Lake District toowe could compare notes so I can make sure I stay well away from any area you are in
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self zing baa doom...
To be fair I live in that there lakes so I am always there \0/
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I will be in GrasmereIf you go there, you will recognise me by the lack of hair and the enormous belly.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:27,
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And that you shout "look, I'm not a cunt in real live obviously" at everyone you see.(, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I sometime punch them in the face afterwards to prove that I'm a great liar(
Bazongaloid, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:32,
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how else could you stomach living in Blackpool(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:34,
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I told him, but would he listen(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:29,
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One of those greek Golden Dawn peopletried to punch they mayor of Athens in the face but missed and hit a 12 year old girl. he's got my vote.
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In the canteen at lunch the cashier said to me, "Ah, a CDC!" and gave me a thumbs upI was frankly baffled and thinking "A crudely drawn cock? Where?" and then he pointed to my AC/DC t-shirt. Bloody forriners and their flat 'a's.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:25,
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I hope it's warm I might go outside for a Nature Piss(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:28,
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anything more than two shakes is masterbation(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:32,
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+the pet shop boystee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:39,
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+ Super Furry Animals tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:41,
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+ The Bumtown Ratstee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:42,
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I have a mental video of those guys(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:08,
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Just to clarify, I have a video of those guys, and it is mental.I'm not saying that in my head a video of them is playing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:13,
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That would be a bit worrying.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:13,
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+ RODent STEWERTtee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:44,
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+ Grace Jonestee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:45,
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Do you like Red House Painters?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:48,
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Probably - they're fucking shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:00,
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No I didn't miss it.I decided to ignore it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:12,
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