Good evening deviants & shitcunts.
I am in a fucking excellent mood. New tablets have stopped me puking & seem to be making me better and I've just had some fantastic fatherhood related news.

Also, my daughter is 2 next week & it's been agreed that I will make her birthday cake. Given kids like characters, themes etc. what should I make?

Alt: it seems that newbies like Doctor Frog could benefit from some sort of /OT guide. What would you put in it?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:47, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My mate's just back from court.
27 month ban, court costs, 60 day tagging, and a DD course. I can't really say sorry dude, as I'm no fan of pissed drivers. What aren't you a fan of?
Alt, dinner?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:07, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bins
that's what the smell was
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:33, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

there's a weird smell in here

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:28, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ok I'm back

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good afternoon you lot
I have found a great deal for Chompy
www.hotukdeals.com/deals/gta-5-free-when-buy-a-leather-look-jacket-65-hut-1604195

What was the best deal you've had?

alt: I think I have managed to find a way to get GTA5 for £15, how have you managed to use the system to your advantage?

alt:alt: Make up your own, what am I your dad or somefink?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

right, I'm off out for a bit

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:48, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck your food and drugs chat.
Even a cunt like Al wouldn't stoop to that. What WOULD Al stoop to?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:30, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lets have a lunch thread. I had an innocent reggae reggae pot. It was nice but too much coriander.
Now I'm having a poop
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:18, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who remembers that thing that used to be on telly

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:52, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What would you rather spend 148 grand on?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23726224
Alt, anything really. Brunch or lunch?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:08, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hi there

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:04, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WEIRD SHIT.
Today at work we received a parcel. A parcel containing a 2 sides of A4 hand written letter. A letter, and two hairbrushes. Two hair brushes and DVD of Labyrinth starring a certain D Bowie. The letter said basically this:

1. I am very ill and need an operation in America
2. I saw an item on Richard and Judy where a bloke swapped loads of stuff and ended up with a house. I want a pink cottage
3. Here is some old shit I found in a bin - can I please swap it for an item on your website?
4. If you are into this idea would you like to swap anything else for *another item on your website*?

As if this were not really fucking weird in itself, my boss told me to send her shit back, plus the item she wanted PLUS the other one she asked about.

THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD.

What was the last really fucking weird shit to happen to you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:53, 172 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

good weekend?
plans for the week ahead?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 7:53, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell.
Deader than Battered's marriage, Swipe's marriage prospects and Chompy's dreams of home owning here innit?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:53, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bump

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

alright

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Who,what,where & why?
When and how
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:32, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck this shit, Imma have a shower and go down the juicer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 21:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wurt up homeboys
saturday night shut in thread
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:00, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah
check'em
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:18, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:23, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:20, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright you golden shower of wee wee tapirs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:07, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah whoa hahahaha
check'em
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:39, Reply)

no, I want to be at the top of the page

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I cannot remember the last time I was at home, not drinking or enjoying myself at this time on a Friday.
It feels rather strange.

How are you spending your evening?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:31, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
who wants to pleasure me orally?
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:09, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can any of you morally acceptable copywright infringers help me get this please?
www.amazon.co.uk/Acid-Rain-Definitive-Original-1985-1991/dp/B00AR1VTYI

I'd be most terribly grateful, I've no fucking clue how to go about it

thanks kids

xxxxxxx
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:54, Reply)