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What would you rather spend 148 grand on?www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23726224
Alt, anything really. Brunch or lunch?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:08, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I would spend it all on prostitutes and Mexican food.And a bit of drugs.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:10,
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now, i love a nice well stuffed burrito as much as the next girlbut this is the second time this morning you have alluded to spending tens of thousands on mexican food.
are you money laundering?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18,
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If it's Mexican money it's got to be spick and span(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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Because she cheated on him with a Gringo.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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Because he was brutalised by decades of infighting between rival drug gangs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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no, wait, the other thing(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:42,
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Why didn't he just go and buy some?I don't understand. Was he forbidden from drinking by this wife character or something?
Even so, he could have just lied about where he was going and gone for a drink. We've all done it, right lads????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:54,
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I think we need some [citation needed]s in this one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:19,
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Nah, not yet.I'm just into Mexican food at the moment.
Had some excellent ribs yesterday too.
I expect those prostitutes would pretend to enjoy a very poorly stuffed burrito too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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is this something to do with chompy's money problems?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:11,
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NothingThere is without doubt nothing which I've ever done which is anywhere *near* as rewarding.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:13,
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Fucking benders. The only reason either of you have kids is birth control malfunction.
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Right. Let's not talk here about whose kids were a guest at their parents' wedding
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)
There's going to be a time when they don't die alone, freezing cold in their own excrementin some tumbledown hovel like we will and THEN they'll be sorry.
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Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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yerbecause no old crone dying alone with no visitors in a piss-soaked nursing home has kids. because nobody emigrates and leaves their parents/grandparents behind, or just doesn't bother going to see them, or is the kind of cunt who is only after their cash, a la gran turino.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27,
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I see your weekend followed it's usual formulaic pattern. Standing around, waiting for someone to turn up, getting all wet!
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Whilst this is true in my case that doesn't make my statement any the less validIf I didn't have *name of kid* in my life, I'd be have much more money but would be so much poorer for it.
^TWEE PLATITUDE^
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27,
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It does because it is linked with being given the CHOICE to spend 148k on a kid. Given the CHOICE, at the time, I call bullshit.
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I calll your mum bullshit.Because when she 'brownloads' onto my glass coffee table they're the size of cowpats.
PS even with all the shit I've been through, given the choice to not have her around there's no way I'd take it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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I am not suggesting you wouldn't. Given the choice at the time all I'm saying is MASSIVE CLANGER!
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i wanted to make a LOLARIOUS kid name joke herebut couldn't think of one. let's pretend i did, and you all LOL'd hard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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Let's pretend you crossed the line, and everyone is angry with you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35,
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That almost sounds like 'serious' answer.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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Yeah sorry, I really meant 'drugs and tacos' obv.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16,
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What's with the glasses in your new profile pic?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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Oh it's just the lenses are a strange colourI thought you'd gone for some creepy transitions lenses
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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They're a dark blue.They do look a bit purpley in certain lights, yes.
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Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:31,
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Do they still do Fruit Salad chews?if so them, yep I would spend it all on them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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I ment to ask everyone to eat Pork Scratching around you at JS3(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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Monty leaves food around his gob that looks like pork scratching. Pork that's been scratching it's own arse. Lol.
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Ewwwwwwwww(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:26,
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Blackjacks are only there to make the rest of the sweats look good.Like putting salt in caramel.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:31,
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Gonz, Gonz, Gonzyour youth and lack of knowledge about life is exposed in both of these statements.
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Yeah', well, yeah', well, you're soo old and come from a little village.... that you bought your sweets from the phamacist or the milkman.... or whatever the fuck it is Nigel Slater was banging on about.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:17,
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It wouldn't suprise me if they did that flavourIn Turtle related news, I have purchased a new tank and built him a new house out of granite tiles
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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This 'present'seems to be costing you a lot of money.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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He's got his own ltttle personalityalthough the little fucker bit my finger yesterday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35,
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I'll tell you what, it cost Garry Glitter a hell of at more than that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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Pretty much ANYTHING else.Alt: what is it with the food fixation around here? Bunch of internet fatties.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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Fajitas.Tacos, at a pinch, but they always snap in half and leave you with the bits all over the place.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:29,
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yeah we did.I don't understand, are you suggesting we didn't?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35,
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I'm lolariously suggesting that you had a threeway sexual situation, with one member of the group being penetrated by the other two.It was RUDE, and therefore funny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:40,
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Esmeralda's sister?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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What was that? I can't hear you when got mouth is full of pies and chocolate eclairs and donuts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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Ugh.The only thing my mouth is full of is pain and coughing.
And phlegm.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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you must be ill because of all the unhealthy food you eat(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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hahahahahadrugslololololandprostitutesaaaaaaaaahlololololsofunnehhhhh(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Do you know where your carer is?You should peobably tell them it's time for your medication.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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If you were a proper mod you'd banhamer him for his own good.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:05,
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Booze with lunch and you're an alcoholic. Booze with Brunch and it's a nice start to the day.(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I brunched yesterday!It seems to mean "breakfast but at about 11".
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Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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I quite like a late breakfast(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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If you get up at lunchtime and have breakfast then, is that lunch or breakfast? Or would that be a brunch situation?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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I dunno, if I have lunch type food I call it lunchand if I'm having toast or croissants or whatever, I call it breakfast. I don't usually call anything brunch at all.
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Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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I put it to YOU, monsieurthat if you have croissants, you call it petit déjeuner.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44,
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Can we keep the French out of this please.They want a warship visiting them too.
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Similarly if I don't eat lunch until mid afternoon I don't call it lupper or linner or what have you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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BrinnerEating traditional English breakfast items as an evening meal
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I'm pretty sure having booze with lunch doesn't make you an alcoholic.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:47,
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They've been replaying Paul Temple drama shows on the radio,They're based in the 30s and 40s. They drink all the fucking time, "oh I'll have a G&T, but make it a single it's only 10:30am" that sort of thing. They're great.
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I'm reading a collection of H Beam Piper's SFit's all written in the 50s but set far in the future, so the amount of smoking and drinking is hilarious. I don't think any character goes more than 5-10 minutes without having a cigarette or re-lighting their pipe.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:56,
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"WHERE'S THE GODAMN MONEY CHOMPY, DON'T FUCK WITH ME."(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:00,
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I imagine those we're the last words that they spoke to each otherI just hope Big tony gives chomps a little more time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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that's not proper internet upset then1/10, must try harder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:23,
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Kroney's learnt from your example and made sure to buy him a flavour of pizza that he likes.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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I reckon we ought to ask Gibraltarians to vote on outright annexation.(
Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:05,
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I think we should offer to sell Gib to the dagoes and then lol at them when they can't borrow the money to pay for it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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I think we should cancel 3rd world debt and all buy U2 records.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:09,
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