That was fun!
What are your weekend plans?
Same old for me. I'm getting amongst my new slow cooker. Coconut Beef Curry.
Little bit of drink, little bit of spliffage.

alt. Best British Comedy?
I would say One Foot In The Grave

altalt. Things you are looking forward to in the New Year.
I've got a VIP trip to Dublin and am meeting some famous drag folk from 'Merica who you will have no idea of.
Also, My inner comic nerd is looking forward to the next X Men film.

Any more alts? Well, that's just greedy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:22, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Speaking of breakfast. ..
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/controversial-drugs-campaigner-colin-davies-6400440

Shrewd businessman or silly chappie?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:07, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey what's happening how is everyone
(◉‿◉)
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:17, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I finish work for Christmas today
And I'm not back in until the 6th Jan.

I might celebrate with a massive breakfast. If you assume that tea or coffee are complimentary and that it comes with toast regardless, what 7 items would make up your perfect brekkie?

Alt; seeing as I've asked the main question before - biggest extravagance of the last year, is....?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 7:20, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

20ish days until the New Year
Any resolutions planned?

Or is that all a load of sweaty, cheesy bollocks?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 19:41, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright
Alt: shit off

Alt alt: alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 18:12, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hello!
What has been your highs and lows of 2013?
Are you finishing the year happy?

Have to say my main high has been my other half (soppy but true), also, my job. I feel very content and comfortable.
Haven't really had any lows either. paying my debts off was a bastard, so money has been tight.

Alt. One of my colleagues is always complaining about the temperature. Too hot, too cold, always asking where people are, generally being miserable and negative. annoying.
What has annoyed you today?

AltAlt. Give fellow B3tan's their parts in the B3ta Nativity

or don't, See if I care.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:59, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey ever eaten any food?
alt: ever watched anything on telly?

altalt: ever been outside

altaltalt: (◉‿◉)
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:11, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've been trying to think of the dullest possible question to ask & think I may have got it:
Are you putting a Christmas tree up this year?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, 75 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what's your favourite immune disorder?
Alt: Mick Hucknall.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:24, 214 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Its Chriiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
etc.

Are you sorted for Christmas or are you a 24th December frantic person? Have you been good or bad? Suffered the kids nativity?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:11, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

check em

(m0ngychops, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 10:59, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ffs dozer.
Sweet or savoury?
Pc or mac?
Red or white?
Spit or swallow?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 9:12, 73 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

gid moaning
What's your favourite parasitic infection?

Alt: alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 8:44, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
hahahahaa

haha

haha

haha

ha

ha

yeah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anyone still around?
General roll call sound off like you've got a pair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:25, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've been out with my ex-wife this afternoon
As usual we've got drunk and giggled like small kids, mocked the afflicted, talked a bit of business (we still have a lot of joint investments) and generally had fun.

I don't miss her, I don't want to be with her in a relationship but we still think the world of each other.

Other confusing emotional relationships?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:58, 128 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WELL THIS IS GOOD!!!!
Where the eff are you?

alt. Alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:31, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

yeah hahahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:37, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Feel better now do we?
My other half's Mother might be spending Christmas on her own as his brother changed plans at the last minute.
I would have invited her round but... erm... no. Ha!

Who are you spending it with?

alt. Do you get any sort of bonus where you work, or is your boss a tight fisted harridan?

altalt. There's an online petition to name a new planet Gallifrey. Should all the cunts who sign it be culled?
How far does your inner geek go?

I admit I'm such a bad comic nerd, it's unreal. Constantly picking at film discrepancies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:12, 105 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Battered is a prick thread.
Tell us why Battered is a prick.

Alt: Tell us why Dozer is a prick.

Altalt: Tell us why Nakers is a massive bent spastic.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:43, 99 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

there's a bird on the train covered in love bites. Awful, absolutely awful.
What's made you feel judgemental today? And what's made you a bit smug?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:06, 80 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
yeah

yeah

hahahaha yeah hahahahahahaha
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:54, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

News thread!!
Been a while.
So, who's moving to Uruguay?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-25328656

Where do you stand on the legalization of drugs?
I think Marijuana is hardly the worst thing out there. I would put alcohol above it. If they legalise one though, does this start a chain?
Im sure money can be made off this. They already rape people for Tobaccco.

Alt. Lunch

AltAlt. Suggest a Christmas present for a fellow B3tan.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:15, 208 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Board of that now
Seeing as a disproportionate number of offtopicers went to boarding school, I'm keen* to hear your views on this weird phenomenon.
Would you consider sending your own kids away to boarding school?
Do you think it was the making of you, or did you spend most of your time ablooblooing in your 'dorm' wondering why your parents hated you so much?
Why did your parents hate you so much?
Tell us your tales.

Alt: For the few normal people her who attended a proper school, did you ever think boarding would have been a right jolly hockeysticks laugh hahaha yeah? Or are you glad to have retained your anal virginity?


*bored enough
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:55, 220 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yo! Morning! Alright! Etc.....
I'm late for work, but I am going to lie and blame public transport instead of telling the truth. When was the last time you were late for work but were going to lie and blame public transport instead of telling the truth? Or at least when was the last time you lied?
Alt: WHATEVER I DONT CARE
Altalt: SHIT YOURSELF
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 7:04, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's been a few moans and complaints about this.
I wasn't really arsed.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25322260
Do you think it's disrespectful, or do you not give a jot? I've always tried to be reasonably upbeat at funerals, they usually end up in a piss up, so you might as well keep the serious stuff for private.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:19, 120 replies, latest was 11 years ago)