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what's your favourite immune disorder?
Alt: Mick Hucknall.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:24, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
SHIT THREAD M8 BLOO BLOO NOT INTERESTED

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Cat AIDS
alt. See above
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
you mean FIV

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)
PJ's band?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Everybody get UP!

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Jay will make you go down!

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
he's an expert rimmer

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Smeg head

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2151937
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)
clickin dis HARD

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)
That's one of my favourites

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I'm the best one here.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Sometimes you're the only one here

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)
everyone on here is a sockpuppet of mine, including Rob Belmhard

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)
EVERYONE?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Everyone.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Can you resurrect some of your good sockpuppets then please? You seem to just be using the shit ones.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Yer, even I'm getting bored of using this shit yurtprick one

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Yeah, it's hard for me too running this, Swipe AND Stibbins

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)
yeah i feel teh same

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I can't keep this thick, homosexual facade up for much longer.
It's tiresome.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:08, Reply)
*sigh* Façade
It is for us too.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)
You could just not correct me.
I ent clued up on keyboard special moves.

HADUOKEN!!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I only do it to annoy you.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)
*sigh* HADOUKEN

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)
CLICKEN DIS

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)
WHO is THIS?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Dr. Imble innit

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Fiiiiiiiive Gooooooold Drimbs

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
^^

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Chrones' disease

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Crohn's

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
:o

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
shit
We're not infallible, Vict-uh.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Heh
I only know cos my niece has it :(
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)
your niece is Gonz?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I don't think so, she can string a coherent sentence together.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)
google?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Its all ME ME ME with you

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Why so serious?
Where y'all at?
I'm having to do WORK!

:(
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I have done 14 of the 30 invoices I need to do today. That's where I'm at.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I've done a little underwriting, some claim chasing and an update of tracker systems.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Bullshit. I'd step over your twitching diabetic coma riddled body with some life saving insulin if it meant getting to a position of more importance

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I have the "joy" of heading into town soon for a Christmas present...
JOY
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)
I have the "joy" of going through a menu to decide what to eat tomorrow night, and counting out all my Xmas bonus cash....
JOY
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Can you order a bag of dicks?
If you can you should Deffo have that
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I think they are boxed now.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Poncy fucking chefs boxing their dicks

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:34, Reply)
In my day they came in a barrel

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Was that not fish?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Oh yeah, I meant bucket

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Was that not coal?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I just don't know anymore.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I have christmas lunch tomorrow followed by an afternoon in b3ta bash central, the porterhouse
Then it's family christmas village shopping Santa bollocks, for which I shall arrive completely pissedd
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)
STALKATHON

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm going to go and look for him.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I will be clean shaven as mrs ale has just vetoed my beard
I good always die so young : (
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)

clean shaven the one with the enormous thumbprint on their head
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I know : (
She says it's disgusting, I'm quite proud of it though, it ent even ginger
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Don't listen to her
They claim they don't like beards but can't help being incredibly aroused by a man with a beard.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Are you seriously claiming THAT is a beard?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
The hair growing all over my face?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Just like YM

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Don't be silly, she doesn't grow all over my face.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
She gets a right wide on when on mine

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)

face arsecrack, like a luxuriant forest
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It's funny because I do have a hairy bumhole

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:17, Reply)
i've never met a man who doesn't
well, whose bumhole I've seen. obviously that is a very small proportion of the men I've actually met.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Is this working towards me getting you to pay my mortgage?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i don't do mortgages
they're for plebs
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Pretty sure mine costs less per year than your service charges.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
service charge and ground rent

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Beards are bullshit, it's all about stubble

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I wanted a little plait on my chin

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Cool, like techno viking

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Ape In Chains

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I went to the Porterhouse once
It was well shit
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I haven't been to one, but I will now as I don't trust you opinion due to your poor taste in everything ever created

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I like you, frogso

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I like you too, sexually.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
The wattle and daub wanker is correct on this

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I didn't think it was your sort of place

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
It's work innit, not got a choice

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
You work with plebs.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Meh, covent garden is shit for pubs innit

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
^mime^

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Nah, gingers are too angry.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Mummies to tight to mention

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
still off ill
BOREDBOREDBORED. why aren't you guys doing exciting lunch threads or something this time of day?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
START ONE UP 'CAVEY'

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I thought tgb was the one with the cavernous vag?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I was being Rory.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48, Reply)
my lunch isn't exciting enough
only people with proper aspirational middle class lunches are allowed to start lollunch threads
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I had a sandwich and a doughnut

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I had tikka chicken, spinach and tzatzatzatziki wraps

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i have a pasta salad
with mozzarella balls, roasted veg, carrot, cucumber, onion and fresh chilli flakes.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Remove the cucumber and that sounds half decent

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)
and caesar dressing
it was gert lush

hang on - tzatziki is full of cucumber. how can you say you don't like cucumber?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)
The Sainsburys one isn't
I only really wanted yoghurt and mint and that was the closest they had
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
it's a sneaky cucumber takeover

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
*shakes fist*

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
soup and cheese toastie

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Did that not leak out?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
i see my error here

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
All over the floor

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
YAY I haz a Christmas thingy!

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)
You've wrapped tinsel round your cock again, haven't you?
HAVEN'T YOU?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)
No, but I have just put it ALL OVER THE OFFICE.
Seriously.

Tinsel, not my cock.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Kroney did that.
Seriously.

His cock, not tinsel.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:15, Reply)
tickly

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:15, Reply)
but then backtracked
somewhere there may have been an element of LIES ON TEH INTERNET
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)
So is it true that Kroney can't stand you now?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)
it's true that he allowed rory to stir up some jibing when he was warned not to and then took it VERY VERY SERIOUSLY, yes

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)
The internet is a very SRS BZNSS

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
So have you scared him off from posting here?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)
i doubt it

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
He is a bit of a libertine these days

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE THAT YOU HAVE MADE

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
i, on the other hand, do not

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
The Libertines were a popular beat combo who had a hit with a song called Can't Stand Me Now
In addition to this, and I'm certain this was unwittingly done on Nakers' part, Kroney was adopting the persona of a libertine.
HTH
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Additionally, they are chock full of cunts

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
since when can you not reply to closed qotw?
that's new innit? presumably after today's shit flinging in the monkey enclosure.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Since, like, forever.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
not at all
rory in particular had a real thing for adding replies years after the main event
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
it has been forever
you also can't delete any of your answers
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
^^

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmmm
must find an example...
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Link pleaz

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Mentally ill man has breakdown on internet and two accounts stepped.
b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2166989
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I think I'm having the chili cheese stack burger with spicy fries.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Are your tastebuds that fucked that you can't tell?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I'm deciding for tomorrow

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I'm thinking your thinking is good thinking

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I'm thinking this guy knows his oats

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
he's getting boiled rice and ratatouille

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Burger King for lunch then, that's decided.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Dinner woes

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
i have some beautifully aged parmesan that smells like a tramp's foreskin
for him to sprinkle on top. i'm not a complete monster.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
My lunch week of silverside beef and tikka chicken was fucking NOM

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
urgh
what's wrong with you?
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Nothing now

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Just melt it yeah.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I might have a wank in a bit.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167549
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167571
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
ha!
I was just going to do that
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Cool. Enjoy!

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
that pasta salad cost me £9.80
and now I've just yakked the whole lot up
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
And now he has something to picture as he wanks.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
bulimia never made financial sense

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
esp "involuntary battered's cock pumping out a lonely stream of watery jizz" induced bulimia

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Of course it does
Twice the taste, none of the calories
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
You were fuckin' robbed.
£9 for a pasta salad?!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Shhhh! She thinks that's 'normal'

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Gillian, think how much pasta costs.
Then think how much salad costs.

Then imagine the owners of where you bought it from, lying on a bed made of money.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Now you've made her want a bed made of money.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Women, eh?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
in their defence
that included a bottle of mineral water
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Robbed.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
it was vair vair tasty

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
man, iwant that
bring it to my house now
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
www.deliverance.co.uk
they will
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
*squeals like a pig*

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I had a burger DELIVERED
Imaging that!
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
*imagines*

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
For me, it's a very real thing.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
*impotent Northern rage*

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Only once though, and I wouldn't waste MY money on it.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
imagine a menu stuffed to the gills
with thai, indian, Chinese, pizzas, Italian, middle eastern, all sorts of salads, cheeses, American grills...

and choosing a burger.

MEN.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
You did what with a menu, Gill?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
1st lol today!

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Scrub that, I thought Sportscow said it

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
He is funny, isn't he?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's the way he tells them.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I can't believe it either, it was almost like someone suggested it and I went along with it for an easy life.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
WELL IF YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU TO SHIT ON YOUR OWN CHEST AND SMEAR IT IN, WOULD YOU DO IT?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
MY BOSS WOULDN'T DO THAT HE'D TAKE ME TO BARCELONA AND GIVE ME WADS OF CASH WITHOUT HAVING TO PERFORM FOR HIM

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I need somewhere in Manc that delivers nice Sunday lunches.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Even to Wales?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i suspect it's london only

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
probably for the best
only 2lbs to go. Actually, fuck it I might just eat chips for tea and lose the last after christmas
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
i say do this
chocolate biscuits ftw
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
true
but I just can't wait until I am offcially a socially acceptable weight, i expect I will suddenly become successful, attractive and perfect
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Aye, it's a good life, it's true

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
if telly and stuff are to be believed
I am going to be swamped with cock in 2lbs time
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
you don't want it
cock causes nothing but problems
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i heard thin people don't have problems
I'm so excited
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
We don't

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
oh man
it must be like a paradise
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)
It takes hard work and dedication to look this good.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
he certainly gets a lot of cock

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Yes I'm glad you kept yours in that jar.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
It is to be believed. Always believe everything on telly. If it wasn't true they wouldn't be allowed to show it.
SCIENCE
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
What weight are you trying to hit?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
the weight 2lbs lighter than I am right now
tesco says it's the right weight
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
you'll have what you're told

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I was actually thinking that after remembering that menu is too big

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i think it might be for the best for both of us

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Deal. Although get some meat please. Thanks.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
you meant this to sound rude, right?
I'll ask the delivery boy. maybe he can give me the tip.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Is he a leper?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Of course.
First course.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I have a new frying pan.
It's my second in a 2 weeks as the last one I bought was cheap and the non stick stuck to my food. Yak.

Tonight I shall be cooking a Green Thai Curry in it.

Thanks for your attention.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
tl;dr

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I think I'd rather hear more about Battered's wank

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Are you kidding me? We go ape shit for food threads.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I don't as a rule eat frying pans

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Just put a bit of hot sauce on. Delicious.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Dwarf porn

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
pan chat
my pan is looking shonky, I might have to buy a new one

message ends
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
this is a euphamism right?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I also have a shit pan
My medium non-stick frying pan isn't
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
NEW THREAD.
Cunts.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

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