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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what's your favourite immune disorder?
Alt: Mick Hucknall.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:24, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
SHIT THREAD M8 BLOO BLOO NOT INTERESTED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Cat AIDS
alt. See above
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
you mean FIV

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)
PJ's band?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Everybody get UP!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Jay will make you go down!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
he's an expert rimmer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Smeg head

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2151937
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)
clickin dis HARD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)
That's one of my favourites

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I'm the best one here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Sometimes you're the only one here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)
everyone on here is a sockpuppet of mine, including Rob Belmhard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)
EVERYONE?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Everyone.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Can you resurrect some of your good sockpuppets then please? You seem to just be using the shit ones.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Yer, even I'm getting bored of using this shit yurtprick one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Yeah, it's hard for me too running this, Swipe AND Stibbins

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)
yeah i feel teh same

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)
I can't keep this thick, homosexual facade up for much longer.
It's tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:08, Reply)
*sigh* Façade
It is for us too.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)
You could just not correct me.
I ent clued up on keyboard special moves.

HADUOKEN!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I only do it to annoy you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)
*sigh* HADOUKEN

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)
CLICKEN DIS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)
WHO is THIS?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Dr. Imble innit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Fiiiiiiiive Gooooooold Drimbs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Chrones' disease

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Crohn's

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
shit
We're not infallible, Vict-uh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Heh
I only know cos my niece has it :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)
your niece is Gonz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I don't think so, she can string a coherent sentence together.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)
google?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Its all ME ME ME with you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Why so serious?
Where y'all at?
I'm having to do WORK!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I have done 14 of the 30 invoices I need to do today. That's where I'm at.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I've done a little underwriting, some claim chasing and an update of tracker systems.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Bullshit. I'd step over your twitching diabetic coma riddled body with some life saving insulin if it meant getting to a position of more importance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I have the "joy" of heading into town soon for a Christmas present...
JOY
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)
I have the "joy" of going through a menu to decide what to eat tomorrow night, and counting out all my Xmas bonus cash....
JOY
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Can you order a bag of dicks?
If you can you should Deffo have that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I think they are boxed now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Poncy fucking chefs boxing their dicks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:34, Reply)
In my day they came in a barrel

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Was that not fish?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Oh yeah, I meant bucket

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Was that not coal?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I just don't know anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I have christmas lunch tomorrow followed by an afternoon in b3ta bash central, the porterhouse
Then it's family christmas village shopping Santa bollocks, for which I shall arrive completely pissedd
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)
STALKATHON

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm going to go and look for him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I will be clean shaven as mrs ale has just vetoed my beard
I good always die so young : (
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)

clean shaven the one with the enormous thumbprint on their head
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I know : (
She says it's disgusting, I'm quite proud of it though, it ent even ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Don't listen to her
They claim they don't like beards but can't help being incredibly aroused by a man with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Are you seriously claiming THAT is a beard?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
The hair growing all over my face?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Just like YM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Don't be silly, she doesn't grow all over my face.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
She gets a right wide on when on mine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)

face arsecrack, like a luxuriant forest
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It's funny because I do have a hairy bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:17, Reply)
i've never met a man who doesn't
well, whose bumhole I've seen. obviously that is a very small proportion of the men I've actually met.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Is this working towards me getting you to pay my mortgage?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i don't do mortgages
they're for plebs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Pretty sure mine costs less per year than your service charges.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
service charge and ground rent

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Beards are bullshit, it's all about stubble

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I wanted a little plait on my chin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Cool, like techno viking

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Ape In Chains

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I went to the Porterhouse once
It was well shit
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I haven't been to one, but I will now as I don't trust you opinion due to your poor taste in everything ever created

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I like you, frogso

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I like you too, sexually.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
The wattle and daub wanker is correct on this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I didn't think it was your sort of place

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
It's work innit, not got a choice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
You work with plebs.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Meh, covent garden is shit for pubs innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
^mime^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Nah, gingers are too angry.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Mummies to tight to mention

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
still off ill
BOREDBOREDBORED. why aren't you guys doing exciting lunch threads or something this time of day?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
START ONE UP 'CAVEY'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I thought tgb was the one with the cavernous vag?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I was being Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48, Reply)
my lunch isn't exciting enough
only people with proper aspirational middle class lunches are allowed to start lollunch threads
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I had a sandwich and a doughnut

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I had tikka chicken, spinach and tzatzatzatziki wraps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i have a pasta salad
with mozzarella balls, roasted veg, carrot, cucumber, onion and fresh chilli flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Remove the cucumber and that sounds half decent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)
and caesar dressing
it was gert lush

hang on - tzatziki is full of cucumber. how can you say you don't like cucumber?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)
The Sainsburys one isn't
I only really wanted yoghurt and mint and that was the closest they had
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
it's a sneaky cucumber takeover

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
*shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
soup and cheese toastie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Did that not leak out?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
i see my error here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
All over the floor

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
YAY I haz a Christmas thingy!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)
You've wrapped tinsel round your cock again, haven't you?
HAVEN'T YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)
No, but I have just put it ALL OVER THE OFFICE.
Seriously.

Tinsel, not my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Kroney did that.
Seriously.

His cock, not tinsel.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:15, Reply)
tickly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:15, Reply)
but then backtracked
somewhere there may have been an element of LIES ON TEH INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)
So is it true that Kroney can't stand you now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)
it's true that he allowed rory to stir up some jibing when he was warned not to and then took it VERY VERY SERIOUSLY, yes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)
The internet is a very SRS BZNSS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
So have you scared him off from posting here?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)
i doubt it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
He is a bit of a libertine these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE THAT YOU HAVE MADE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
i, on the other hand, do not

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
The Libertines were a popular beat combo who had a hit with a song called Can't Stand Me Now
In addition to this, and I'm certain this was unwittingly done on Nakers' part, Kroney was adopting the persona of a libertine.
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Additionally, they are chock full of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
since when can you not reply to closed qotw?
that's new innit? presumably after today's shit flinging in the monkey enclosure.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Since, like, forever.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
not at all
rory in particular had a real thing for adding replies years after the main event
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
it has been forever
you also can't delete any of your answers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmmm
must find an example...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Link pleaz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Mentally ill man has breakdown on internet and two accounts stepped.
b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2166989
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I think I'm having the chili cheese stack burger with spicy fries.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Are your tastebuds that fucked that you can't tell?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I'm deciding for tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I'm thinking your thinking is good thinking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I'm thinking this guy knows his oats

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
he's getting boiled rice and ratatouille

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Burger King for lunch then, that's decided.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Dinner woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
i have some beautifully aged parmesan that smells like a tramp's foreskin
for him to sprinkle on top. i'm not a complete monster.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
My lunch week of silverside beef and tikka chicken was fucking NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
urgh
what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Nothing now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Just melt it yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I might have a wank in a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167549
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167571
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
ha!
I was just going to do that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Cool. Enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
that pasta salad cost me £9.80
and now I've just yakked the whole lot up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
And now he has something to picture as he wanks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
bulimia never made financial sense

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
esp "involuntary battered's cock pumping out a lonely stream of watery jizz" induced bulimia

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Of course it does
Twice the taste, none of the calories
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
You were fuckin' robbed.
£9 for a pasta salad?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Shhhh! She thinks that's 'normal'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Gillian, think how much pasta costs.
Then think how much salad costs.

Then imagine the owners of where you bought it from, lying on a bed made of money.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Now you've made her want a bed made of money.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Women, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
in their defence
that included a bottle of mineral water
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Robbed.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
it was vair vair tasty

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
man, iwant that
bring it to my house now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
www.deliverance.co.uk
they will
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
*squeals like a pig*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I had a burger DELIVERED
Imaging that!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
*imagines*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
For me, it's a very real thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
*impotent Northern rage*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Only once though, and I wouldn't waste MY money on it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
imagine a menu stuffed to the gills
with thai, indian, Chinese, pizzas, Italian, middle eastern, all sorts of salads, cheeses, American grills...

and choosing a burger.

MEN.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
You did what with a menu, Gill?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
1st lol today!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Scrub that, I thought Sportscow said it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
He is funny, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's the way he tells them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I can't believe it either, it was almost like someone suggested it and I went along with it for an easy life.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
WELL IF YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU TO SHIT ON YOUR OWN CHEST AND SMEAR IT IN, WOULD YOU DO IT?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
MY BOSS WOULDN'T DO THAT HE'D TAKE ME TO BARCELONA AND GIVE ME WADS OF CASH WITHOUT HAVING TO PERFORM FOR HIM

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I need somewhere in Manc that delivers nice Sunday lunches.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Even to Wales?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i suspect it's london only

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
probably for the best
only 2lbs to go. Actually, fuck it I might just eat chips for tea and lose the last after christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
i say do this
chocolate biscuits ftw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
true
but I just can't wait until I am offcially a socially acceptable weight, i expect I will suddenly become successful, attractive and perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Aye, it's a good life, it's true

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
if telly and stuff are to be believed
I am going to be swamped with cock in 2lbs time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
you don't want it
cock causes nothing but problems
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i heard thin people don't have problems
I'm so excited
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
We don't

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
oh man
it must be like a paradise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)
It takes hard work and dedication to look this good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
he certainly gets a lot of cock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Yes I'm glad you kept yours in that jar.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
It is to be believed. Always believe everything on telly. If it wasn't true they wouldn't be allowed to show it.
SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
What weight are you trying to hit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
the weight 2lbs lighter than I am right now
tesco says it's the right weight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
you'll have what you're told

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I was actually thinking that after remembering that menu is too big

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i think it might be for the best for both of us

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Deal. Although get some meat please. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
you meant this to sound rude, right?
I'll ask the delivery boy. maybe he can give me the tip.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Is he a leper?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Of course.
First course.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I have a new frying pan.
It's my second in a 2 weeks as the last one I bought was cheap and the non stick stuck to my food. Yak.

Tonight I shall be cooking a Green Thai Curry in it.

Thanks for your attention.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I think I'd rather hear more about Battered's wank

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Are you kidding me? We go ape shit for food threads.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I don't as a rule eat frying pans

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Just put a bit of hot sauce on. Delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Dwarf porn

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
pan chat
my pan is looking shonky, I might have to buy a new one

message ends
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
this is a euphamism right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I also have a shit pan
My medium non-stick frying pan isn't
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
NEW THREAD.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

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