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what's your favourite immune disorder?
Alt: Mick Hucknall.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:24,
214 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
SHIT THREAD M8 BLOO BLOO NOT INTERESTED
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:25,
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Cat AIDS
alt. See above
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:26,
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you mean FIV
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:28,
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PJ's band?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30,
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Everybody get UP!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30,
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Jay will make you go down!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:33,
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he's an expert rimmer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:34,
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Smeg head
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:42,
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clickin dis HARD
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:51,
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That's one of my favourites
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:53,
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I'm the best one here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:53,
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Sometimes you're the only one here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:54,
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everyone on here is a sockpuppet of mine, including Rob Belmhard
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:56,
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EVERYONE?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:56,
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Everyone.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:00,
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Can you resurrect some of your good sockpuppets then please? You seem to just be using the shit ones.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:01,
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Yer, even I'm getting bored of using this shit yurtprick one
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:02,
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Yeah, it's hard for me too running this, Swipe AND Stibbins
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:03,
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yeah i feel teh same
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Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:04,
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I can't keep this thick, homosexual facade up for much longer.
It's tiresome.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:08,
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*sigh* Façade
It is for us too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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You could just not correct me.
I ent clued up on keyboard special moves.
HADUOKEN!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:15,
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I only do it to annoy you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:16,
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*sigh* HADOUKEN
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:19,
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CLICKEN DIS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:20,
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WHO is THIS?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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Dr. Imble innit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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Fiiiiiiiive Gooooooold Drimbs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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^^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13,
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Chrones' disease
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:28,
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Crohn's
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:29,
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:o
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30,
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shit
We're not infallible, Vict-uh.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:33,
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Heh
I only know cos my niece has it :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:34,
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your niece is Gonz?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:45,
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I don't think so, she can string a coherent sentence together.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:46,
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google?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:11,
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Its all ME ME ME with you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:30,
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Why so serious?
Where y'all at?
I'm having to do WORK!
:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:03,
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I have done 14 of the 30 invoices I need to do today. That's where I'm at.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:06,
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I've done a little underwriting, some claim chasing and an update of tracker systems.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:09,
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*trigger fingers*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:24,
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Bullshit. I'd step over your twitching diabetic coma riddled body with some life saving insulin if it meant getting to a position of more importance
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:28,
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I have the "joy" of heading into town soon for a Christmas present...
JOY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:23,
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I have the "joy" of going through a menu to decide what to eat tomorrow night, and counting out all my Xmas bonus cash....
JOY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:28,
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Can you order a bag of dicks?
If you can you should Deffo have that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29,
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I think they are boxed now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29,
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Poncy fucking chefs boxing their dicks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:34,
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In my day they came in a barrel
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35,
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Was that not fish?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36,
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Oh yeah, I meant bucket
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36,
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Was that not coal?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:40,
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I just don't know anymore.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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I have christmas lunch tomorrow followed by an afternoon in b3ta bash central, the porterhouse
Then it's family christmas village shopping Santa bollocks, for which I shall arrive completely pissedd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:31,
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STALKATHON
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35,
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I'm going to go and look for him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36,
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I will be clean shaven as mrs ale has just vetoed my beard
I good always die so young : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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clean shaven the one with the enormous thumbprint on their head
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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I know : (
She says it's disgusting, I'm quite proud of it though, it ent even ginger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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Don't listen to her
They claim they don't like beards but can't help being incredibly aroused by a man with a beard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Are you seriously claiming THAT is a beard?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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The hair growing all over my face?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:59,
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Just like YM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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Don't be silly, she doesn't grow all over my face.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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She gets a right wide on when on mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13,
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face arsecrack, like a luxuriant forest
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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It's funny because I do have a hairy bumhole
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:17,
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i've never met a man who doesn't
well, whose bumhole I've seen. obviously that is a very small proportion of the men I've actually met.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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Is this working towards me getting you to pay my mortgage?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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i don't do mortgages
they're for plebs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23,
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Pretty sure mine costs less per year than your service charges.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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service charge and ground rent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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Beards are bullshit, it's all about stubble
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:49,
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I wanted a little plait on my chin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:51,
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Cool, like techno viking
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Ape In Chains
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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I went to the Porterhouse once
It was well shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37,
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I haven't been to one, but I will now as I don't trust you opinion due to your poor taste in everything ever created
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:38,
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I like you, frogso
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:42,
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I like you too, sexually.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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The wattle and daub wanker is correct on this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:44,
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I didn't think it was your sort of place
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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It's work innit, not got a choice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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You work with plebs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:53,
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Meh, covent garden is shit for pubs innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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^mime^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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Nah, gingers are too angry.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:29,
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Mummies to tight to mention
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36,
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still off ill
BOREDBOREDBORED. why aren't you guys doing exciting lunch threads or something this time of day?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36,
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START ONE UP 'CAVEY'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37,
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I thought tgb was the one with the cavernous vag?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:43,
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I was being Rory.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48,
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my lunch isn't exciting enough
only people with proper aspirational middle class lunches are allowed to start lollunch threads
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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I had a sandwich and a doughnut
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:56,
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I had tikka chicken, spinach and tzatzatzatziki wraps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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i have a pasta salad
with mozzarella balls, roasted veg, carrot, cucumber, onion and fresh chilli flakes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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Remove the cucumber and that sounds half decent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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and caesar dressing
it was gert lush
hang on - tzatziki is full of cucumber. how can you say you don't like cucumber?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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The Sainsburys one isn't
I only really wanted yoghurt and mint and that was the closest they had
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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it's a sneaky cucumber takeover
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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*shakes fist*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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soup and cheese toastie
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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Did that not leak out?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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i see my error here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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All over the floor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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YAY I haz a Christmas thingy!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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You've wrapped tinsel round your cock again, haven't you?
HAVEN'T YOU?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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No, but I have just put it ALL OVER THE OFFICE.
Seriously.
Tinsel, not my cock.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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Kroney did that.
Seriously.
His cock, not tinsel.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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tickly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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but then backtracked
somewhere there may have been an element of LIES ON TEH INTERNET
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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So is it true that Kroney can't stand you now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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it's true that he allowed rory to stir up some jibing when he was warned not to and then took it VERY VERY SERIOUSLY, yes
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:18,
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The internet is a very SRS BZNSS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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So have you scared him off from posting here?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:26,
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i doubt it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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He is a bit of a libertine these days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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I GET THIS JOKE THAT YOU HAVE MADE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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i, on the other hand, do not
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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The Libertines were a popular beat combo who had a hit with a song called Can't Stand Me Now
In addition to this, and I'm certain this was unwittingly done on Nakers' part, Kroney was adopting the persona of a libertine.
HTH
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23,
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Additionally, they are chock full of cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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since when can you not reply to closed qotw?
that's new innit? presumably after today's shit flinging in the monkey enclosure.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:18,
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Since, like, forever.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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not at all
rory in particular had a real thing for adding replies years after the main event
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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it has been forever
you also can't delete any of your answers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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^^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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hmmmmmmmmmm
must find an example...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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Link pleaz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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Mentally ill man has breakdown on internet and two accounts stepped.
b3ta.com/questions/celebencounters3/post2166989
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47,
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I think I'm having the chili cheese stack burger with spicy fries.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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Are your tastebuds that fucked that you can't tell?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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I'm deciding for tomorrow
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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I'm thinking your thinking is good thinking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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I'm thinking this guy knows his oats
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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he's getting boiled rice and ratatouille
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30,
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Burger King for lunch then, that's decided.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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Dinner woes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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i have some beautifully aged parmesan that smells like a tramp's foreskin
for him to sprinkle on top. i'm not a complete monster.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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My lunch week of silverside beef and tikka chicken was fucking NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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urgh
what's wrong with you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35,
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Nothing now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36,
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Just melt it yeah.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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I might have a wank in a bit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2167549
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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ha!
I was just going to do that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43,
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Cool. Enjoy!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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that pasta salad cost me £9.80
and now I've just yakked the whole lot up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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And now he has something to picture as he wanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30,
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bulimia never made financial sense
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30,
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esp "involuntary battered's cock pumping out a lonely stream of watery jizz" induced bulimia
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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Of course it does
Twice the taste, none of the calories
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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You were fuckin' robbed.
£9 for a pasta salad?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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Shhhh! She thinks that's 'normal'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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Gillian, think how much pasta costs.
Then think how much salad costs.
Then imagine the owners of where you bought it from, lying on a bed made of money.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47,
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Now you've made her want a bed made of money.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:49,
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Women, eh?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51,
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in their defence
that included a bottle of mineral water
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51,
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Robbed.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55,
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it was vair vair tasty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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man, iwant that
bring it to my house now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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www.deliverance.co.uk
they will
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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*squeals like a pig*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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I had a burger DELIVERED
Imaging that!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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*imagines*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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For me, it's a very real thing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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*impotent Northern rage*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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Only once though, and I wouldn't waste MY money on it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35,
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imagine a menu stuffed to the gills
with thai, indian, Chinese, pizzas, Italian, middle eastern, all sorts of salads, cheeses, American grills...
and choosing a burger.
MEN.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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You did what with a menu, Gill?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:35,
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1st lol today!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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Scrub that, I thought Sportscow said it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:38,
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He is funny, isn't he?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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It's the way he tells them.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:40,
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I can't believe it either, it was almost like someone suggested it and I went along with it for an easy life.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36,
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WELL IF YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU TO SHIT ON YOUR OWN CHEST AND SMEAR IT IN, WOULD YOU DO IT?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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MY BOSS WOULDN'T DO THAT HE'D TAKE ME TO BARCELONA AND GIVE ME WADS OF CASH WITHOUT HAVING TO PERFORM FOR HIM
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:59,
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I need somewhere in Manc that delivers nice Sunday lunches.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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Even to Wales?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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i suspect it's london only
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30,
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probably for the best
only 2lbs to go. Actually, fuck it I might just eat chips for tea and lose the last after christmas
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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i say do this
chocolate biscuits ftw
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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true
but I just can't wait until I am offcially a socially acceptable weight, i expect I will suddenly become successful, attractive and perfect
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:46,
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Aye, it's a good life, it's true
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:47,
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if telly and stuff are to be believed
I am going to be swamped with cock in 2lbs time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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you don't want it
cock causes nothing but problems
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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i heard thin people don't have problems
I'm so excited
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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We don't
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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oh man
it must be like a paradise
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:56,
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It takes hard work and dedication to look this good.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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he certainly gets a lot of cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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Yes I'm glad you kept yours in that jar.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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It is to be believed. Always believe everything on telly. If it wasn't true they wouldn't be allowed to show it.
SCIENCE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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What weight are you trying to hit?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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the weight 2lbs lighter than I am right now
tesco says it's the right weight
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:55,
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you'll have what you're told
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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I was actually thinking that after remembering that menu is too big
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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i think it might be for the best for both of us
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:30,
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Deal. Although get some meat please. Thanks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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you meant this to sound rude, right?
I'll ask the delivery boy. maybe he can give me the tip.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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Is he a leper?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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Of course.
First course.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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I have a new frying pan.
It's my second in a 2 weeks as the last one I bought was cheap and the non stick stuck to my food. Yak.
Tonight I shall be cooking a Green Thai Curry in it.
Thanks for your attention.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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tl;dr
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:40,
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I think I'd rather hear more about Battered's wank
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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Are you kidding me? We go ape shit for food threads.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42,
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I don't as a rule eat frying pans
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43,
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Just put a bit of hot sauce on. Delicious.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:45,
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Dwarf porn
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42,
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pan chat
my pan is looking shonky, I might have to buy a new one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:46,
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this is a euphamism right?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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I also have a shit pan
My medium non-stick frying pan isn't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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NEW THREAD.
Cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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